You think girls are confusing?

Fangirls are even more confusing. One of them told me to hobonap a guy in a beanie so she can marry him.

 

Hobonap....the art of kidnapping the homeless?

 

Yes. Hobonapping.

 

Scandalous, you did heed to the fangirls desires right?

 

I can't just kidnap a hobo and send him to the UK! 1 in every 10 hobos has a family, and 1 out of every 10 of those has a family that will miss him! What if he's that 1 in 100?

 

He had a beanie, the only logical course of action was hobonapping. The only snag being shipping and handling, depending on the hobo's size it might be difficult to get a flat rate box large enough.

 

Hobos generally don't fit inside flat rate boxes.
Only 3 out of every 1000 hobos is a midget, and only 1 out of every 1000 midgets can fit inside a flat rate box.

 

Listen to this guy, Droid, he's an expert in Hobology.

 

I dont think Hobology is a legit science. Have you thought about studying Vagrantomy?

 

I've got 999 problems and a midget ain't one of them. If he doesn't fit we're going UPS.

 

Get a baby, make a magic marker 5 'o clock shadow, dip it in a dumpster, slap a beanie on the thing, stuff it in a small crate, and send it to the UK via UPS.



Done and done.

 

Like astrology!

 

Well it's not exactly legal to practice, but it's legit. I've got a Bachelor's Degree in the field, but there's no place where I can put my expertise to work.

 

I am unsurprised. :I Fangirls are the most confusing species of homo sapien.