You wake up to find this on your nightstand.

Your first reaction?

 

damn right! best 5 seconds of her life!

 

First reaction: "That's not DF's handwriting."
Second reaction: "The hell? I don't even have a nightstand! What is this trickery?!?"

 

I don't think I am aloud to state what I think.

 

I'd fist pump and listen to Rap Is A Man's Soul all day.

 

"i better wake up this morning as david tennant"

 

I get that every day.

 

"No ****, Sherlock" would be my first reaction.

 

I do not even remember playing video games with anyone last night.

 

hahaaha

 

Seifer, when did you get some? You dogg. Don't forget to use a hefty bag

 

I actually got some nice lip to forehead action on Sunday night. I meant to steal a real kiss, but the opportunity never arose.

 

Seifer you pimp:}

 

It wasn't like that. It was the last time I was going to see her for a long time, so I had to make sure she wouldn't forget about me if she finds a boyfriend. It's little things like a long hug and a kiss on the forehead that do that.

 

KILL IT WITH FIRE

 

Ahhhhh don't lie to me bro, We all know you got some. It's ok, there is nothing to be embarrassed about. Everyone gets some( except for outclaw) . I understand:}

 

I must've been drunk when I masturbated last night.

 

I'm serious. If anything beyond a kiss on her forehead had happened, I'd still be writing about it. You should have seen the post in which I described my first [real] kiss.

 

i think poking holes in the condom would be a much better way

hahaha now THAT is funny!

 

Eh? I thought condoms were only for when it goes farther than a decent man should take it.