you. YEAH YOU! fellow member!

Is there something bothering you at this moment?

Are you sad?

Depressed?

Angry?

..horny?! (let's hope not)


well I, Dr. Tootsie, also known as "THE BEST PSYCOLOGIST EVAH", will help you in anything you need!

Just sit down and tell me all your problems members of khv, don't worry! I do not eat..maybe I nibble a little.



So, tell me fellow member..tell me your problems.

I will listen.

 

Yea, I have this issue where I have the strangest urge to take pieces of pork, roll them into tortilla with various vegetables and eat them. What do I do?

 

I'm in love with The Grinch. HELP.

 

The best thing to do now? STOP THIS INSTANT.

We all know porks and tortillas just don't mix, so if you don't want to end up as a failure in life, don't do such thing.

You will thank me later, while you're at it, here:
enjoy your classic chicken burrito.

Well haley, is this Grinch fellow interested in you? if not then MOVE ON. DO NOT CRAVE FOR A MAN'S LOVE IF THIS MAN DOES NOT LOVE YOU. WE WOMEN NEED TO STAND FOR OURSELVES AND NOT LET DISGUSTING MEN WALK ALL OVER US.

So go on and have a shopping spree with your girlfriends, you are allowed to eat a whole chocolate ice cream by yourself while watching a romantic comedy movie.

 

I like eating Hamsters.​

 

I am a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. What do I do?

 

You have THAT username.


..You need as much help as you can get :lolface:

 

That is a good thing Mr.JakezyAndEmzyMakeBabiesTogether.


You see, it has been proven by scientists and nutricionists that Hamsters are good for the heart and it helps remove all acne in your face (seriously, why do you think girls like hamsters? for their acne problems, duh).

So I see nothing wrong here.

 

Okay, I was making sure.​

 

I think I have a case of bad senioritis...I attack freshmen, and barely do any work. What do I do toots?

 

Well my friend, you have reach to the high school stage of " hey I am ****ing graduating,man. I don't give a **** anymore." . This illnes has the tendency to make you feel superior and act like you own the motherflower school, and you know what I think?: Live with it and enjoy it while you can!

Now go beat up some freshmen!

 

But what about my problem? >:

 

I have rabies.
Is that bad?

 

Oh dear! so sorry! Now let's see..

Attack heterosexualvania. Start a war.

Yes honey, why the HELL didn't you make that boy wear a condom?

 

Hide before I ADOPT YOU AND SQUISH YOU.

 

I feel that I am way too old to be on a forum dedicated to a childrens' video game. I mean there are kids on here younger than 17. I feel like I should be telling them to turn the music down and to pull their pants up.

Also to stay the **** off my lawn.

I think that's it. Aside from being horny...I mean lonely.

No I think I meant being horny.

 

Ask him out.
Get to know him in person..then..ATTACK.

Do you like it here? Do you enjoy visiting this forum? Well Laurence,forget about age! You are never too old for anything! and please stop being horny, we're in a children's forum for God's sake.

 

Silly, that's not how you get rabies.
And hell, you try making a lion wear a condom. c:

 

I have red hair, what do I do now?​

 

Wolfie:
I heard lions are quite good in bed,hurdurhur.

Wear a scottish skirt.