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Ummm... Write about how a dead body decomposes. Also, lurk around /x/, that'll **** you up nice and good.

I was invited by a friend... yea it's kinda weird to think about. @_@

WOW, that sucks, dude. Did he at least have a decent excuse?

Ah, nice. How many years have you been taking French, anyway?

... Totally knew that.

Lawlz, that sounds... pretty funny, actually. How much have you gotten done so far?

Oh yea. I saw that thread you made. Normally I would have translated it, but I was far too lazy. What's the basic gist of it?

Very clever.

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I followed it up with a clever post of my own. This thread is ******ry.

Anyway, wassup?

Oh wow, that's rough, dude. Are there any other girls who would go with you who are in town and without dates? I would say go if you can, these dances are usually fun, but if you feel that strongly against it, then I can respect that too since I used to feel the same way about that sort of thing myself.

Oh, that sucks, man. I'm sure if you knew how to dance you would be fine since you wouldn't have to worry about screwing up. As for the other stuff, you're probably just ****ing with yourself. We all do it from time to time, but be realistic, I'm sure you would have a chance if you asked.

Oh no, still stuck on /v/? Be brave, my son.

Why aren't you going?

Not too much. Probably gonna sleep soon because I have ****ing awesome early morning driver's ed. There's nothing more safe than waking up a teenager early in the morning on a Saturday and putting them behind the wheel of a car on a public street.

And yourself?

exactly .

Oh yea, I remember those days. Bitches didn't know bout license to practice surgery.

**** was so cash.

dohohoho .

You can't tell me what to do, old man. You don't remember what it's like to be my age, even if I may be older than you.

That, good sir, is first class trolling.

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It means "The dog is in the oven."

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Okay, okay. Let's all be calm. The only way to cure this is to go to /d/ for a few hours and convince yourself that was /v/. Then, and only then, can you be cured.

Hehe, I know what you mean. I'm pretty good at my other subjects, I'm in honors and AP and all that crap, but Spanish is something I can just say that I kick people's asses in. We would kick ass in the CIA.

Yea, we start in 6th. In Wales they start from like kindergarten apparently. If they did that here, we would all be fluent by now.

Oh, kick ass. Yea, I'm the same in Spanish. I get 100's pretty easily because my brain just takes in random information like that.

I tried learning some French once... didn't end well, the pronunciation was way too difficult for me to learn on my own.

In what grade do you start to learn languages in your school?