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Holy crap, string? I can use that to turn the paperclip, quarter and three buttons into medical equipment. Good day sir, thank you for your patronage.

*Plays with random assorted items in corner*

*Takes out clipboard*

Well the left arm symptoms are normal. Permanent, but normal. Removing part of your brain was necessary to stop you from complaining about the pain. As for tasting disease, it appears that the complimentary lollipop was contaminated by syphilis.

Your bill comes to seven million dollars. Cash or credit?

Well I'm a very low-budget doctor. I don't have fancy equipment like anesthesia. Close your eyes and bite down on this old tetanus-covered bullet. It'll all be over soon.

*Insert hours of painful surgery here*

Okay, you're looking pretty good. How're you feeling?

*Sigh*

Well, we'll see what can be done. The penis is the epicenter of your AIDS, but removing an arm could actually work. See, if we take stem cells out of the bone marrow, insert it into your penis, and target the AIDS, it will cure your AIDS. We have to operate immediately, though. Hand me that sandpaper.

Well the penis has to go, and your right hand is probably going to have to be removed, however if you can get past that and having to piss through your right eye you'll be fine.

Well then you watch a different episode, silly.

I got the full series one, the one for $210. It was a Christmas gift. I get great use out of it. I watch at least three episodes every few days.

xD yes, I've seen them all. I used to get them from the library but now I have all of the seasons.

:'DDD I got into it the same way.

That depends. Will you marry me?

<3 fellow gilmore girls fan! :'D

You did do a good job, however your topic of conversation had a fairly easily reachable end point... You need to continue on the iPod topic... But talk about more than just your shuffle... I posted in the hopes of kicking up some conversation.

You did now? Do link me to that... I shall help the derailment.

Agh, that would have annoyed me if I hadn't seen Joker's thread. B|

I'm fine, but I'm extremely bored and I don't want to sleep or do homework, so I'm very much conflicted... We need so stimulate it even more.

Indeed. It doesn't suck tonight... Maybe it's a sign of change... We can hope.

How are you doing on this very different night?

Oh **** ,nice dude, I got a Fender Strat which is nice since my acoustic doesn't really entertain me anymore, and I got a few bucks too so I bought random useless crap. New Years was pretty good too. Spent some time with the family, some time with friends. Both times it was kinda average since the ball is, well, as you said, just a ball. I got over the epicness when I was 5.

Well I'm tired as ****. See ya later, man.

Ah, that's always good. X_X Same here. No idea why I'm still here, I've been randomly browsing the boards... ****, I should go to bed...

So how was your Christmas, New Year, etc.? =O

Santa? Wassup?

x3 Of course it doesn't sound pathetic.
I haven't held hands in a long time either. And it is a good song.

The strawberries bit was pretty amazing. My favorite part is when Prudence sings I wanna hold your hand just because you have random football players flying in the background. And I like how she sang the song.

Your rubik's cube exploded?? xD Nice

And yess. Across the Universe is the **** and is amazingly trippy. I mean, the first time I saw it was at 11:30 at night and coming out of the theater at about 1:30 just made it amazing 8D