1,000 ways to die....

Drugs
Alchohol
The gun in my hand​

 

Angry Monkeys
Unlawful Doctors
Cancer
And maybe the occasional force-feeding of your still living body to swine...

 

Bouncing on a trampoline that is stupidly on the roof of the Sears Tower and missing.
Not living
Feedle position in the middle of a stampede.

 

3 ways to die
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1. suicide after listening to Kids Bop murder songs
2. mess with Mr. T
3. mess with John Mclain

 

1,000 Ways to Die...by Dr. Seus

lol, couldn't resist title :D

1. Poking an angry bear with a stick
2. Laughing gas.
3. Sticking your finger in a socket.

 

1.lighsaber to head
2.the one ring to rule them all
3.death itself
4.hunting with **** cheney
5.fighting a zombie horde by yourself
6.gang violence
7.sticky gernades
8.beating a wookie in chess
9.pistol whipped by ps3/xbox controller
10.legendary trap

 

1. (my personal fav) shooting ur head
2. hanging urself
3. choking on a gumball

 

1. Engage in Mortal Kombat
2. Watch anything on Disney channel
3. Play E.T. on an Atari

 

1. Close your eyes and RUN across the very busy freeway.
2. Overdose.
3. Attack by Gugu, the mean Panda :> ​

 

1. Pissing me off.
2. Making fun of TMoHS or Death Note.
3. Hitting on my gothic angel.

 

There are very good reasons why they are these animes specifically.

 

1. Hannah Montana D:
2. stealing my stufflez >]
3. seeing me wear head to toe pink 8D [doubt this will happen xD]

 

Because they are awesome.

1. Talking while i'm talking.
2. Cardiac Arrest.
3. Heart attack.

 

Or, because one of them is god, and the other one is godly.

 

That is true......I think he's going to die though

 

1.Aids
2.other STD's
3.forgetting to breathe when you orgasm