10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store v2.0

Since my last one died, I am making it again!
Rules:
Since the limit is 5,000 posts, try to put more that one way, that way we make it up to 10,000.
The same rules apply, we put the number next to the way. Duh.
All Spam Zone rules apply here.

1.Find a piece of thread, then find a can of spam. Open it, and throw the spam on the thread. Hand the thread to the manager, and say:
"You can get banned for spamming a thread, you know."

 

1_ you pee on the cash register


2- you sleep with an employee...in the busiest isle

3 - you go insane and murder 12 children

 

• Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
• Play with the automatic doors.
• While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear,
  "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
• Repeat the above, but in the jewelry department.
• Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

 

the the following phrase: "attention all shoppers....TESTICLES!!!!!!...that is all." over the intercom

 

murder someone everytime the run out of a product...
steal something...
go on an insane rampage to get vitamin water...
wear a lawliet mask and say you're chibi sora...
err.... spill things..

 

Open a can of tomato paste and lead a trail of it into the womens bathroom

Go into the towel section and everytime someone tries to grab a towel, take it and say "I need that", then rub your hair with it. Give it back when you're done.

Put a chainsaw in the hockey section, and a hockey mask in the chainsaw section.

Break and spill a pen in the cards section.

 

Stand in the middle of the store and yell "WAL-MART HAS LOWER PRICES THAN YOU, THEREFORE THEY KICK YOUR ASS!"x

 

When you hear the intercom, get down on the floor in a fetal position and yell; "DEAR GOD! MAKE THE VOICES STOP!"

 

You stole that from Family Guy!

Funny, though
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Pay someone to kick you out, duh!

 

*Run over old people with a electric shopping kart

*Eat the flesh of the manager everyone likes.

 

Joust using shopping carts and gift wrap.
'Taste Test' the food.
Spend a couple of hours in the store, taking samples of the grapes and lecturing the stock boys about how to properly arrange Oreos, then leave without buying a thing.
Walk slowly in crowded areas.
Bring Walmart flyers to places like Kmart.
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shoping cart race.... 5 laps around the store
bring in a nerf gun and point it at the casher and yell for the money in the register if he starts doing it say just kidding

 

Stand at the door in front of someone (make sure it is the exit), bend over, and ask them to kick.

 

Trash the place until it's unrecognizable.

Use the aisles as giant dominoes.

 

Take a sh*t in all of the crockpots, and then put the tops back on them..

 

Start protesting about something completely unrelated to the store.

 

Go up to the counter with an aluminum brief case, slam it down, open it dramatically to reveal to the cashier that it's filled with children's trading cards, and say, "I'm here for your Blue-Eyes, old man, and I won't take no for an answer. Now give it to me."