10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store

191... noticeably put scotch tape over all the camera's.

 

....Why? Seems kinda stupid unless you know what happened to the 10 missing numbers.

192: Leave a trail of ketchup leading to the women's bathroom

 

193: Italians come from Italy.

 

194. Use the shopping carts as Race Cars and race your friends down the aisles.

 

Some people here had two/three ways in their posts.
which is why we didn't follow by post count.

195: Put beer inside a toilet.

 

196. Yell Cha-La Head-Cha-La at a random person.

 

Use one of the isle's (sp) as a bowling ally, set up mustard and ketchup bottles (or milk) as your pins. Then use heads of lettuce to bowl.

~197

 

:) I'm a grammar whore

198
Hide behind a clothes rack, and whenever someone walks past shout "Pick me! Pick meee~!"

 

199: go to a store where someone named Luke works and say "Luke... I AM YOUR FATHER!"

 

200: Attack other customers and say it was because of global warming.

lol damn you.

 

201: Run laps around the sore and french kiss everything in sight.

 

202. Throw a wine bottle at the manager. For best results, use a full one.

 

203.If someone asks you if you want a free sample of chocolate or if you want to buy chocolate, here's what you do-
'Chocolate? Did you say Chocolate? Chocolate? Chocolate?!' then run around the store screaming 'Chooooclaaaate!'

 

204. Stick your lips against the window and blow outward and make fish noises..when they ask say you are trying to find Nemo.

 

205: Showing your school ID when carded for buying liquor.

 

206: Informin' the owner of a Baby shop that they're out of babies.

 

207: Walk up to random strangers and ask "Would you like to taste some of my smoked meat log?"

 

208. come banging your hands on the shopkeepers table and scream:
JOHNSON! I QUIT!!

 

209. Fill up a trolley with stuff, then leave it in an isle with a note on it saying "Gone to loo, BRB". Rinse and repeat. See how many trolleys you can get done before you get noticed.

 

#210: Insulting the manager that he smells, is ugly, and or nobody likes him...