10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store

Walk in, shoot everyone with a Super Soaker, watch as everyone screams and hides, then exclaim "My work here is done..." and walk away.

 

211. Take a porno mag and show it to a little kid.

 

LMAO.

212: Pretend to be a mannaquin in the windows and jump out at unsuspecting victims. Trust me, it works. Ive tried.

 

213. Do roadhouse kick to the manager.

 

214. Get some tampoons and whenever a guy walks by hold them out and ask "Want some? Take them them. Take the f***ing tapoons!' until someone does​

 

215. Ask everybody "Have you seen Santa? He was a b*tch!"

 

216: get in a kung fu fight with a black guy (stolen from Malcom and Eddie) XD

 

Seriously!?!??! That would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

213. take oranges and throw them all over the place... watch ppl slip and fall... :D

 

*insert what number it is here*. Walking in making a ticking sound with your voice (honestly someone did this at one of my local shops and he was instantly kicked out)

 

215: Take the heads off all of the manniquins and cover the bottom of the heads with red paint and nearly-expired meat. Then put them into a cart and let it sit in the sunlight.

 

216. Walk in with a massive jacket on on a hot day. Stick a bit of wire out your sleeve and walk around, looking at your watch. Also ask the most populated area in the store.

 

seriously??? sweet... lol

I think its 121 by now.....
121. wear clothes off the rack around ask the manager if the tags make you look fat (best for girls...)

 

122.kick the manager and yell
THIS IS SPARTA,AND THIS IS TOILET PAPER.
*then roll the store*

 

123. Show everyone a scary pic about your censored

 

124.go up to all the girls and starting singing low and slap there booty.

 

125. Sit in the middle of a 4way "intersection" rockin back and forth sayin "The voices in my head are back... They say theyre gonna get you all...."

126. go around labeling people the complete opposites of them...
ex. if theyre preppy say theyre goth

127. Wear all black and have in white contacts and stare at random ppl.......

(red contacts work too...)

128. start a play in the middle of the store

129. Start singin songs randomly around the store and ask for money (even if its horrible........)

WHY WONT ANYONE WRITE ANYTHING?!?!??!?!?!??!

*sigh* Im lonely.... oh well goodbye.........

 

130. Shake the two litter coke bottles and splash it on random people.

131. Find the shelf at the middle of the store start stripping.

132. Bring in a big radio and do the moonwalk to Michael Jackson in your undies.

133. Open every cookie packet, and take one of each to sample.

134. Play guns, by hiding behind shelves and throw a shoe at the person that passes you by.

 

135. Jump on the counter table and then dance.

 

136.Hide in the womens clothes sections, in those round racks with all the clothes surrounding it so that way no one sees you, and then whenever women in skirts run by, run under there skirts super fast and yell "I DID IT! I GOTS THE POWER OF EXCELSIOR!!!!!"

 

137. Start Rick Rolling people.