10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store

26. Kissing the manager even if ur a guy. xD

 

27 drag a dog bed in the creal isle and shred open some boxes

 

u said get naked, i said strip tease....

28. yell FIRE! in the heater section!
29. tell the manager to eat terds

 

30. go into the store wearing nothing but a thong,and start dancing next to people.(jacka** is awesome)
31.some weed in front of store everyday.

 

32. If you're a girl, sing "I Kissed a Girl" over the intercom.

 

33.steal all of the cherry chap stick

 

34.bring a group of dogs to the pet food isle.

 

35.run around the store yelling
'THIS IS SPARTA'

 

36. Falcon Punch the cashier.

 

37. Falcon Kick the wife of the Manager.

 

38.spill lemonade on the managers pants and then on the floor, then say 'Looks like somebody had an accident!'

 

39. Take a potato chip and eat it.

 

40.Try to leave the store with a watermelon stuffed down your top

HAHAHa i cant stop laughing at the others xD

 

41.start tackling people and calling them daddy.

 

xDD!
I like that one! =D
42. Getting a crazed look in your eye as you follow people around and clinging onto their shopping carts

 

43: Buying tampons with a guy cashier

 

44. Mimicking Golem (from Lord of the Rings) in the middle of the store.
My friend did that at a park once >.> XDD

 

45 eat the all the cherry chap stick

 

46.break dance in the middle of the store and then ask for money.

 

47. Try to mow people down with your trolley xD