10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store

127. Ask the manager if they wanna play.

 

127 walk around with clothes from the store on
128 try to sell stuff

 

130. call the manager a pervert.

 

123.stand at the entrance and pass out coupons for free stuff.

 

132. Throw a pie at someone.

 

133 pass out EXPIRED coupons to everyone you meet


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134. Go to the intercom and say 'attention shoppers' Then start cursing like there's no tommarrow.

 

135. If you're a guy, but grapefruits down your shirt.

 

136. Put a whoopie coushun(sp?) at the floor and wait for someone to step on it.

 

137 throw banana peels everywhere

 

138. Slap the old man you see.
(I know, it's mean. sorry)

 

139. Yell in the intercom. 'Don't listen to these people! They kill people and put their remains in cakes!'

 

138. Simply do cosplay in the store.

 

140 wear a bathing suit in the middle of winter (hard but worth it!)

 

142. Pay something else besides money.

 

141 leave a trail of Cheerios wherever you go

 

144. Yell into the intercom. 'Lets get his Kareoke party started!' and start singing horribly.

 

144 look someone in the eye and mouthe "youre dead"

 

146. randomly kiss the manager(if your a man, it's a girl. if your a girl, it's a man.)

 

143.
ask the manager if he has any weed for sell.