10,000 ways to get kicked out of a store

(How did this thread become popular so fast!?)
144. Throw water ballons filled with pee at the manager.

 

147 try to squeeze yourself into a vending machine

(its FUN!!!!!!!!! thats how)
148 draw on the walls with lipstick

 

150.pucnh and break the managers nose.

 

151.Randomly yell 'Chicken Tacos!' and throw Taco stuff everywhere.

 

152. Throw Pocky at people's eyes.

 

153. Smack the manager upside the head

 

154.Star punching random guys in the back, playfully yelling 'Pervert, pevert!' (Fruits Basket reference)

 

155. Bring a fake gun and do a robbery.

 

156. Scratch someone saying "Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!".

 

157. break open a pack of yu-gi-oh cards and say "all these suck!"

 

158. Shout out "BALD!!!BALD!!!BALD!!!" to a bald person

 

159. follow someone fat playing the tuba.

 

160. Pull on a bald guys ear and say "Sorry, I thought your head was a light bulb.".

 

161. Sing the Ugly song to someone.

 

162.Go to a store clerk and yell 'Wheres the hot tub?!'

 

163. go to someone holding a baby, or looks pregnate; and say:
"i'm so sorry."

 

164. Go up to a woman and ask "How many guys did you do last night?".

 

165. Falcon Punch a pregnant lady.

 

166. Go up to a kid and laugh like Vexen.

 

167.Go in the store cosplaying as Sora and ask random people where Riku is.(I so might do that.XD)