5 Word Stories

Soon, the ass-tentacle man ran

 

and tripped on the spork

 

a very gay twinkie man

 

Then Winnie the Pooh came...

 

and horribly raped tentacle man

 

So tentackle man committed suicide...

 

and was reborn as deathsight

 

Then Winnie the Pooh decided...

 

that he'd rape emo_bunny next

 

but then e_b killed him.

 

and later she started modeling

 

And she is damn sexy. And don't you forget it!

 

So then she married deathsight

 

But woke up from nightmare. I'm 15 goddamit!

 

To find pooh bear sleeping

 

In a book far away.

 

In the land of Zebracorns

 

e_b went outside and found...

 

a green dorphin colored boomarang

 

That had hit Deathsight in...