5 Word Stories

and on this planet was

 

And names named anna kournikova.

 

an evil pineapple ray gun!!

 

barrel of assorted gummi bears

 

Of, amazingly, only one color!

 

Thats when a giant infested

 

a tea-party for three people!

Dude, that's a Finnish name!

 

It's also the active ingredient in crystal meth.

 

And a huge mould encrusted

 

on a pig that farts. Alot.

?

 

the pig farted to mars

 

Just as Chuck Norris descended...​

 

but he didn't because his....

 

pinky finger was horribly sprained

 

So kh-vids members ate it...

 

then danced the hokey pokey

 

for 5000000 nights. And days.

 

then died from tentacle cancer

 

and they then died again

 

And then they woke up. Again...!