9 Things that suck about people.

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

 

10. People who make threads like this and complain about stupid shіt

 

My version:

1. They talk.

2. They talk to me.

 

11. People who leave the bathroom without flushing.

 

My grandmother has a tendency to
Do just that because she does
Suffer loss of short term memory.

Was not the DSi a new version
Of the Nintendo DS that happened
To have improved on the original?

You can always decompose after death.

Perhaps you also missed that very bus.

 

You're lucky this is the internet, else I would have punched you in the face by now.

You just sound like someone who complains a lot.

 

12. They might have an account on KHV.

 

Chill out the ****. I bet he just found this on the internet and decided to post it for some laughs.

13. People who don't download Team Fortress 2 when it is free.

 

I usually draw a clock on my wrist and then point to it. It works wonders really.

 

I thoroughly appreciate how you guys thought I wrote this. I actually just found it and found it somewhat entertaining.

To try to make it all better, I shall now post the consolation prize.

 

Copypasta does not change my opinion.

 

You'll be a great wife some day.


._. Lol

 

Would it be better if I was all: 'Oh isn't that nice, Dear?' like some Crazy Stepford Wife with a perma-smile?

 

14. People who have to give others a hard time over nothing. So what if the guy has nothing but Hawaian shirts in his closet? The guy likes the laid-back look, you can't hate him for that.


Just so we're clear, this doesn't apply to this thread or anything, you're not hurting anyone.

That's a beauty.

 

I know I'm not hurting anyone, if people react to what I posted, I consider it their loss - I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but if people can't take a joke, I feel bad for them. But I won't go flaming, because people have different senses of humor :)

And yes, it is adorable.

 

I'd totally rape you.

 

Regarding the school bus / regular bus thing, the person who's standing there could have missed the school bus / regular bus and is waiting for a ride from a relative or friend, so it's perfectly fair for someone to ask a person who's standing there if the school bus / regular bus has arrived yet.

 

~Problemz~
My hand is too big to fit into the pringles container so I'm forced to tilt it

I don't have a ****** childhood and I can't turn my pain into art

I had too much food for lunch and now I'm tired

I'm kind of hungry but but my family has guests over so if I go to get something in the kitchen I'll have to introduce myself

I have to find my own boyfriend because my culture doesn't practice arranged marriages

I accidentally clicked iTunes and have to wait 2 minutes so I can close it again

I can't hear the TV while I'm eating crunchy snacks

My phone is on low battery but my charger is over there

 

When people don't know how to whisper