A bug snuck into my room

Try squishing a pregnant one with a newspaper on a mirror. Eggs galore. VERY GROSS o_0

 

That wasn't overkill at all. I would have done the same thing, but maybe with a paintball gun, my airsoft is broken.

 

There was a hornet in my bed once. I felt something buzz on my leg, and I nearly went through the roof. o.o;

 

AH! MOTHS! D: I hate moths! They scare me because they're idiots and they fly into random walls and things... *shudders due to insect stupidity...*

Ants also suck butt, they ate the front wall of our family cabin and we had to replace it last year >.<
...The only thing holding up our roof was a two-by-four XD

 

Next time you could try... a can of hair spray and a lighter... instant flamethrower. It not exactly overkill but crazy fun.

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Meh... I hate spiders. I will not squish them with a tissue. Instead I take the box and smashed them over and over again. Then when I go to actually get it with a tissue to chuck away ... it squirms. And then I scream and run away like the girly, girl I am.

DX

 

Airsoft.....BLEH. Now Co2 on the other hand.....destructive! *breaks window and sprints off*

 

XD thats funny, i like the smashing it over and over,
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me, i would have smashed da bug with my tennisshoe, i do not like da buggies! unless they r ladybugs or butterflys, :3

 

I once took a dump on a bug.

 

I actually think these small stories of yours are starting to become pretty hillarious XD.
Nah, at least you got it away XD