A Challenge

Hi guys you may (or may not) know me because i'm not online much anymore
and also if i'm pissing you guys off and acting like a n00b that's my plan but the main reason is not working so i plan to scrap that idea, instead i would just give myself a challenge just for kicks

I shall NOT VIEW OR POST IN THE SPAM ZONE FOR 3 CONSECUTIVE WEEKS!!!
You may celebrate or do the opposite or whatever because i won't see it

If i'm not online then THAT DOES NOT COUNT
like for example i wasn't online today while the challenge is ongoing then the 3 WEEKS will not be counted! only the days i'm online WILL be counted

I MUST have an insanely intelligent long post (but not insanely intelligent long post) like Repliku's post and i guess you guys have seen his posts

My post count must go up 50-100 a week and i say if i'm not online then that still doesn't count okay!

At the end of the challenge i MUST post a "100/1000 Ways on how to be a keyblade master" and yes it will be literally 100/1000 though i can't say if i can do 1000

If anybody wants to "keep an eye on me" than you may do via pm

Also i won't be online for at least 3 days because of a damn cold
even my spits are colored green 0_o

If anybody wants to add more just post

 

Actually do the challenge?