A letter to the most important user on this forum.

Dearest Amaury,

Only recently, have I gotten to truly see you. You VM'd me, and it was magical. I had never been so invoked by a Digimon avatar before in all of my days. I felt so overwhelmed to respond to you. Almost as if I had no choice in the matter what so ever. Receiving your MSN request just warmed my very soul and loins. I stare deeply into every post you make, like it's Shakespeare reincarnated into a Kingdom Hearts fan. I've seen how other users treat you though, and it worries me that they just don't know what awesome is. They treat you like a Makaze, and that just drives me crazy with raw, untainted anger. I've even needed to start anger management therapy to make sure I don't do horrible things to those certain people (Vivi's Dark Side, I'm looking at you. You b*tch). Then I realized you lived on the west coast, and started searching. I have not given up this search. I want to see you and get a wiff of you. Even if it's your ankles, your wrist, whatever. It'd be wondrous. Sending me utter senses of joy quicker than a vulture races to a corpse.. I want to find you and just watch Digimon with you by a warm, cozy fire. Away from all other human beings. Whenever you talk to staff, you just look so very herculean. Like, it's where you truly belong in life. Side by side and in command of the entire forum. I want you to digivolve into staff like a baby wants its mother's milk.

And yet, I see others spread such slanderous and filthy lies. Saying that you have a crush on our head resident blue, Misty. How could people say such horrible things? She could never serve as queen to the empire you will day be in charge of. She could never be one at your side. She does not know you. Especially not like I do. She will only hold you back. Unlike me.

If you ever stopped posting here, the forum would fall into ruin. And before I had to take my own life due to such a stressful event worthy of a thousand burning panic attacks, I would raise a flag of battle in your honor, to spread your ways to the rest of the forum.

You may hate me for this, but what's a few raindrops between friends, right?

Love,
Shadowjak

PS: F*ck you GS.

 

Why, thank you.

I love you, too.

 

It's true love!

 

Oh you wanna go, huh bitch? Bring it motherfucker.

 

AmAtlas 4ever

<3

 

For Amaury, I'll fight you and all the titans of Olympus!

 

I ship Digimaury.

 

Aion't e'en, nig, aion't ee'n.

 

Like i'd let them interfere.

Have at you!

 

Jakaury sounds better in my opinion.

 

Sounds like a sex move.

 

Please SJ, for all of the meddling the staff has done we are not getting into the love dodecahedrons.

 

I'ma jakaury all night long?

It just rolls off the tongue.

 

Creepy post is creepy.

 

SUCH BEAUTIFUL SHAKESPEAREAN WORDS!!

It's like a Scorsese movie come to text!

 

What? The scripting has absolutely no merit.

 

You just don't understand all that is beautiful

DigitalAtlas is socially entertaining

Not as fitting as it would be to Amaury!

 

He's blinded by love.

Or stupidity, you decide.

 

A pretty damn awesome sex move.