a riddle

this is a riddle that my friend showed me.

What has a forest but no trees?What has a river but no water?What has a city but no buildings?Wat am i?

 

I'm thinking either a map or a globe: Probably a map because cities are kind of difficult to show on globes o.o;.

 

hoy s*** u got it right man it took us forever to find it out

 

the most simple riddle ever...
i'm not going to answer... i'm sure someone else got it while i was translating

EDIT: HA, I TOLD YOU

lolz

 

it it not funny *cries*

 

What talks but Is not alive? =3 (Probably really easy, but anyway xD)

 

A map. >__>

 

how is it that u guys or girls can figure it out but my parents can't

 

A tom tom navigator, a talkative doll etc. XD

 

i've got one
get some paper
and a pencil
write 5+5+5=550
add one line to make this true (okay, not really a riddle but i love this one)
you can connect 2 lines with the one you draw
you can draw it in any direction
(I learned it from some kid...)

lolz dude your parents are thinking waaaaaay too hard

 

u r so mean if i wasn't on the computer i would hit u right now

 

mean? O.o
how is saying they're thinking too hard (which is what riddles do) mean?

 

meanyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

 

This is just a thread you created yet you want to fight for it when it's yours already?

 

Mean
–adjective, -er, -est.
1. offensive, selfish, or unaccommodating; nasty; malicious: a mean remark; He gets mean when he doesn't get his way.

how does saying your parents are thinking too hard about the riddle mean anything like that?

by the way, i didn't have to use the dictionary definition... i wanted to though :3

 

fine then onewingedheartless u goin down

 

...you're trying to start a fight? O.o

 

no i am just bored

 

I shall not resort to any unnecessary violence, thus because of that i am leaving *slams door*

 

technically that's unnecessary violence :3
i love being a smart@$$