Am I the only one...

Whose cut themselves accidentally on:
1. A plastic bottle cap for Mott's Apple Juice... (just now)
2. Pencil Box
3. Refrigerator

Last time I checked, THOSE THINGS DON'T CUT PEOPLE. I swear, one of these days I'm going to cut myself on styrofoam just watch.

 

It happens.
I cut my tongue on a dum dum sucker before D:

Woah, wait, refrigerator? xD

 

I think the refrigerator attacked me that day. There is no possible way I could have cut myself by myself.

 

Hmm. Refrigerator attacking is defintitely the choice I'd go with. =D

 

I got cut by a monopoly box once >_>

Damn mustachioed ******bag wants me away from his money

 

Random fact for you:


Refridgerators cause thousands of deaths each year >D
They're one of the world's biggest killers O:

 

Psh. I'm sure I kill more.

 

*laughs at your avvy*


That thing is pwnsome xDD

 

I cut the word Batman into my arm today....I have no clue why. I'm not emo, I was just bored and I was wandering if the plastic clips on mechanical pencils could cut you....o_o

 

nyuuuu!!!

You musn't hurt yourself like that O.O

:glomp:

 

I can top that.

I cut the back of my foot with my toenails on accident.

My dad thinks I'm just completely insane. >>

Edit~ All the time, too.>>

 

...I want to see someone cut themselves on a bar of soap now. Lemme know if you do it D:

 

^ A bar of soap seems impossible, sadly. D:

As much as I'd like to LOL at you, I can't.
I have cut/harmed myself with very strange things in the past.
>.<

 

To be fair, alot of items in this seem impossible. I'm just raising the bar for them and giving them a goal :P

 

Pencil box? wtf?

I think I might've once, on a fridge. otherwise that's it.

 

That is weird. XD
I usually cut myself with a broken plastic bottle, not with its cap. XDD