~Amber~'s Magical Cookie Castle ~For All Cookie Lovers~

I like piiiiiieeee.........

 

No... Just... No...


Attention everyone!
Check out the front page!
It has been re-formatted and contains lovely artwork by RRMS~​

 

*steals a cookie*
*runs away*

 

GOIMEEEEZ! GET IN THE CHOPPAAA! So you can escape ~Amber~'s rath. I'll take you to my pie castle.
Also, Amber, you are in my Ask Sora Riku Code Special! Go check it out!
Link: http://www.kh-vids.net/showpost.php?p=1482623&postcount=22

 

Need a hypnotist?

That's because you've never met a professional at work.
*You will be a Demyx cookie lover*
*snaps fingers*
*You will not believe you've been hypnotized*
See, that wasn't so bad was it? :sly:

And in case you're wondering what I'm doing here, I'm just as confused as you are.
(I was "randomly" searching and found this...)
Um...someone point me to the exit, please...:blink:

 

OMG
KK NINJA PUPPEH IS DERE!!
8DD

 

Hmmm... I ate to many cookies *hurk*
The exit is under the EXIT sign, DF. EW. Something doesn't smell like coookies here...and no one is resistent to hypnotysm.

 

:blink: You mean the one that was made out of cookie dough? I think "somebody" ate it. :sideways:

This castle's too big. Someone could get lost in here...:huh:

 

*wispers into phone* okay I'm in where do you want me to put the charges

 

In which case, go up to the 536th floor and jump out the window. You will land in the conviently placed flying Chocobo hanger I instaled.

 

The elevator's out of order and the staircase has been eaten. :sigh:

*Looks up*

Don't tell me...I have to climb that chocolate-chip rock-climbing wall... :bangbang:

 

Nah, I just ate it. You have to go through the the secret trap door. It leads to the top of the castle. It's under your feet now. After you get to the top of the castle, you have use the bungee cord thats made out of oatmeal cookies to get to the bottom of the castle. Then you must pass through the Writer's Block Caverns, right to my Pie Palace.
Link: http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?p=1418307#post1418307
There you can find Kairi baking pies in the smallest bikini you can imagine. You must eat a teleportation pie to get back home.

 

....How many times are you gonna adersie that?​

 

As many as I can.:poketoungeb::sideways:

 

I thought so....​

 

Yup. Just remember. KAIRI IN A BIKINI!

 

*Opens trap door*

Huh. Doesn't look too difficult.

*Starts walking before realizing...*

Wait a minute. What if it's a trick?

*Uses Mirror of Truth to look ahead*

I do see a bikini...but... It's...the younger version.

*Looks at keyblade spirit quizzically*

Dude. what do you take me for?! I'm into the older Kairi. The Kairi you have... Not to mention, I've seen smaller.

And besides...

*Takes out Kairi doll from "Kingdom Hearts One-Shot: "The Doll" *

...I can have a lot of fun with this. :sly:

*Heads off and accidentally stumbles into Amber's private quarters*

 

dude.. both are hot.. but the older on eis hotter lol

 

Of course I like the older one better. She's closer to my age. :p

 

Well, it was the only Kairi bikini pic I could find, kay?