~Amber~'s Magical Cookie Castle ~For All Cookie Lovers~

*walks in*

Sorry I haven't been around much. I got tangled up in other things...

So who's getting in trouble? *looks around*

XD They're free (unless you plan to use them for evil or switching people's gender)

Advertising? :nono:

There will be no splodyness in my castle thank you very much~









*sigh* Having a castle is so much work... At least I have my Private Room to relax in...

*opens door*

What the heck are you doing in here?!? :blink:​

 

Somebody advertised in my Mansion.
Advetsising ... :nono:​

 

*pops up* Hiya! *sniffs something* COOKIES!!! *eats 100000
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*eats the elevator, climbing wall, teleporter and everything else that relates to changing floors*

 

lol why do people insist on eating the castle itself?​

 

*Is caught with a pair of underwear on his head*

Um...

>_>

See, it's a funny story...

<_<

I was...looking for the exit...and...I...

<_<

...tripped headfirst in your drawers...and...

>_>

:blink:

Uh...Who are we talking about again? :p

 

*Pays Jonny Ocean to break into the cookie vault and clean it out*

 

Uhuh..... Right....

:blink: Uh.. I'll deal with you later... I have a feeling that...

Dammit not again!​

 

*Shoves underwear back in drawer*

*Notices door marked "Do Not Enter...Seriously*

Well, I've made it this far into Amber's room...:sly:

*Bursts recklessly through door*

*Trips and ends up in private jacuzzi filled with scalding hot chocolate milk*

:yelling:GAAAAHHH! IT BURNS!

 

*puts cookie dough in oven*

Okay... Now to figure out what DF is up to...

My security system appears to be working... ;D​

 

*Quickly jumps out and ends up panting on the tiling*

Whew...5 more seconds and I would've scarred for life. Glad that Amber's not here to...

*Opens eyes and sees Amber standing over him*

...Oh. Hi, Amber. Um...

>_>

<_<

Nice hot tub you have there. Do you often use it?

*very slowly scoots away*

 

*grabs shirt collar*

:D

So... Whatcha doin'?​

 

I'm...uh...apparently being felt up by you at the moment. :p

*eyes dart around to find an escape*

 

*drops out window*

:D

*walks away to check on cookies*​

 

*ends up falling into a pile of marshmallows*

*DF bounces off marshmallows and shoots skyward back into Amber's private quarters*

*DF is disoriented*

*trips and falls down laundry chute*

*ends up in laundry basement*

*collapses into pile of soft, freshly baked cookies*

Ouch. That went better than I expected. :dead:

Wait...what are cookies doing down here in a laundry hamper? :blink:

 

They are there so we could say, "WTF!!!"

By the way, DF, I'm using the Trinity Limit yell outs by SRK to compete in the RPG competition in my forum. The moves are completely different though. I'm sure you won't mind huh?

 

Hey Amber?

*holds up dirty shorts with cookies in its pockets*

Why are there cookies in your laundry? :huh:

 

I dunno...

You ask me as if it's my castle or something...


oh wait...​

 

>.>
<.<

*Goes and Scribbles on Your Private Quarter Door*

'AmBBeR is da ShiZZZZZZLE>>>??? ... lawl REMMIS WUZ HER3!..Wat? lolwhut?'​

 

I dunno. Maybe my crazy cousin borrwed them?
















.........















Why do I get the feeling there's even more chaos going on?

:wacko:

:bangbang:





Sometimes I hate it when I'm right.... :sweatdrop:​

 

*Inspects shorts*

I can't tell if this stain is melted chocolate or...

*sniffs, grimaces and flings it to the other side of the room*

Nope. That's definitely not chocolate. Seriously, when's the last time the laundry's been done?

*Heads for the elevator*