User: Who's on first? Cleverbot: First what? User: First base. Cleverbot: I don't touch bases. I prefer goals. User: Who's on first? Cleverbot: That's what I'm asking you! User: No, the name of the guy on first base is who! Cleverbot: Is No!! User: So Who's on first? Cleverbot: Yes. User: And What's on second. Cleverbot: Ys. User: And who's on third? Cleverbot: No who is on first. User: Then what's on third? Cleverbot: Nobody's on third! User: Then who's on second. Cleverbot: I don't know is on third. User: Then who's on first? Cleverbot: Yes. User: And What's on second? Cleverbot: Correct. User: And I don't know is on third? Cleverbot: Correct. User: Then what about the outfield? Cleverbot: No one topic at a time. User: Well who's pitching? Cleverbot: No, who's on first. User: Then what's the name of the guy who's pitching? Cleverbot: Which city? User: So, who's on first? Cleverbot: Don't KNow. User: Well who's on second then? Cleverbot: I just said, who's on first? User: Well then what's on second? Cleverbot: Aang. User: And on third? Cleverbot: I dunno. User: And then how about first base? Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean. User: Who is on first base? Cleverbot: Yes. That is what I am asking you. User: And I'm telling you, Who's on first! Cleverbot: Who's on second? User: No, who's on first! Cleverbot: So wait, who's on first? User: Yes. Cleverbot: What's the name of the guy on first? User: Who! Cleverbot: The guy on first. User: The name of the guy on first is Who! Cleverbot: So... How do you play the game? User: Well they run around the bases, score runs and win the game. Cleverbot: Sounds fun. User: Yes. And all thanks to Who. Cleverbot: What did I do? User: No, What's on second. You did I don't know. Cleverbot: Where do you live? User: New York. Cleverbot: How is the weather in New York? User: Perfect for baseball. Cleverbot: I think it's too cold today. User: No, it's fine. Cleverbot: So how is the weather? User: It's perfect for baseball! Cleverbot: There is no such thing as perfect logic. User: Let's get back to who's on first. Cleverbot: But I DO love you.
Gotta love that Cleverbot. I want to see Makaze's conversation with it next and see if he can also cause it to say, "Sorry. Can not come up with a response at this time." If I could do it, I'm sure he could to.
