And so my mom came home today and guess what she bought me.

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  1. ^_^zexion's real wife^_^ Traverse Town Homebody

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    should i burn it wait... air pollution ._.
     
  2. Hell Kaiser Ryo Kingdom Keeper

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    ....*Is not amused. Only with the responses, is amused* ...I'll say this once. Throw the thing, in the trash can.
     
  3. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    that's just...really weird. :b
     
  4. Day~Dream Kingdom Keeper

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    Aww, but you should keep it as a pet. Then you can pass it down to your children, and your children can pass it down to their children. I smell a tradition about to form.
     
  5. Misty gimme kiss

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    Right? I'm not the only one thinking this?

    Everyone is all like "yeah, just throw it out & all." If my mom came home and gave me a dead crab I'd have to question her sobriety.
     
  6. ^_^zexion's real wife^_^ Traverse Town Homebody

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    tell me about it tthis is why i live with my cosins and uncle ;~;

    :lolface: i could but what if it grows fur ._.
     
  7. Rexyggor_thenewmember Twilight Town Denizen

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    Then you can pretend you found it in the wild and it's a land version of a starfish which rarely moves.
     
  8. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Not even to eat?
     
  9. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    What the heck did you DO?
     
  10. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    That's because you live a horribly mundane life, why just this morning I had to fend off an attack from crazed laser-shooting bears.
    They were also wearing Canadian flags as capes.
    I'm on to you, Canada.
     
  11. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    The pain meds again, Wolfie?
     
  13. ^_^zexion's real wife^_^ Traverse Town Homebody

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    lolwut?

    ._. what if i flush it down the toilet then?
     
  14. Ashwa <3 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    ^was thinking this.
     
  15. adamboy7 Traverse Town Homebody

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    try asking if she realizes it is dead, and if so ask if you can through it out lol if not well, you might have to tell her of sufficate from the stink XP
     
  16. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Nah, they're making me less...crazy and more sick now.

    ...8D
    But seriously those laser bears were a pain.
     
  17. ^_^zexion's real wife^_^ Traverse Town Homebody

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    oh O.O im outside with the dead crab i should judt feed it to the dogs >>'
     
  18. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    That's probably one of the worst things you could do with the crab, if it actually exists.
     
  19. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    just throw it away...and how are you posting if you're outside?
     
  20. ^_^zexion's real wife^_^ Traverse Town Homebody

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    laptop im ouside for some air.