These are jokes so dumb, they are sort of funny. But that might just be my friends and my own humor. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it. What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice. Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex. how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally ******ed. Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass. What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot. I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer. What's blue and fluffy? Blue Fluff If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Actually, an anti-joke is any joke that is funny for the lack of a punchline where one would be expected. A knock knock joke, while dumb, is not an anti joke unless the punchline is substituted for something else.
The difference is that knock knock jokes end with people being extremely displeased with persistent fruit.
Well, how about cancer survivors? I've seen documentaries/clips where they 'joke' about it? Is it different because they survived it? Even though others don't?
A mexican, a jew and a colored guy go into a bar, the bartender looks at 'em as says...get the fuck outta here.
A horse walks into bar. The bartender looks up and asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being an animal and thus not able to understand the joke, is confused as to why he is in the bar and runs out.
I like to make jokes about slowly dying (ex: "A doctor calls a patient and says "I got some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is that you have 24 hours to live. the worst news is that I forgot to call you yesterday"). Then, after everyone laughs, I remind them that I have a very deadly heart condition.
Thank you. I could write a whole rage article, but that's not the smartest thing to do. I admit, there is the cancer survivor stuff, blah blah, but it still takes away millions of lives, and it's effed up. Whenever somebody makes a joke about death they look at me and say, "Oh, but..no offense."
