Are There Any Pairings That Confuse You?

sora x donald x goofy

.... (vomits)

also there's roxas x demyx.... wtf.

 

Before I start this I would like to say that I don't want to offened anyone! These are just my views.

Some yaoi parings confuse me like Sora/Goofy, or Goofy/Donald etc. I don't really care for yaoi but I will read some fanfiction if it's actually good. I do like some yuri, most of the time when it's implied within the story.

Axel x Roxas - Only best friends
Riku x Sora - Only best friends
Sora x Roxas - Dating yourself....that goes without saying anything else
Namine x Kairi - Same as above

Most of the time with yaoi it's more common sense I think like with Riku and Sora there only friends but to fangirls it's like 'omg there lovers coz sora and riku touched hands!1!1!' though common sense isn't that common anymore

 

MarluxiaXAxel- O.O
RikuXSora- WTF
AxelXDemyxXRoxas- Eww.

 

I don't have anything against yaoi, but I really don't like any of them in the KH games, such as rikuXsora, axelXroxas, roxasXsora, and xehanort's heartlessXriku. Though in fanfictions and comics they can be very funny.

larxeneXdemyx: If Demyx ever dated her, he'd be dead in two days.

 

No...I know of the worst, WORST pairing...

It makes me sick, but it's out there...

...Brace yourselves.

The worst, most twisted, and most SICKENING pairing is this:

RikuXMickey

*dies* D=

 

Sora x Riku *shudders* Ugh... creepy. I hate yaoi. Ugh... yaoi.

Oh, hell no.

 

More like a minute D:. Poor Dem-Dem.

 

Riku X Olette?
Did they ever even meet eachother?
This one confuses me.

 

LeonxYuffie. First of all, Yuffie is 9 years younger than Leon, so it would only be creepy. Secondly, they are just too different. I usually say that opposites attract each other, but they are beyond opposite. Thirdly, Yuffie seems to annoy the crap outta Leon, especially in the first game. And finally, in my opinion the only one for Leon is Rinoa, even though she isn't in the game... yet*hoping, hoping...*

 

whoa i totally agree.....thats just wrong

 

Wow, I've only heard a few of those pairings. I've heard of Sora X Namine, Sora x Roxas, and Axel x Kairi. None of the other pairings make sense. I mean, Riku and Olette have never met! That's weird.

 

i'v heard of riku x namine.......

 

i like goofyXdaisey
soraXlarxene
leonXminnie
cloudXsephiroth
olleteXdonald
mulanXtarzan
and i was just being random on these

 

SoraxKairi has confuzzled me. What is so great about this pairing. It's bland, uninteresting, and bone dry.
Both are way too Sue-ish to be a great paring.

I like parings with spark or cuteness. Not overbearing cuteness. But that simple stuff where you say "Awww". Like NaruHina from Naruto.

 

naruhina greattest pairing in the universe

 

Mulan and Tarzan? They're in different games and worlds. I find that funny. xD

Cloud and Sephiroth are always paired together 0.o. Everyone does that one.

 

oh and here's some more i thought was funny
jack sparrowXjar of dirt
jack sparrowXrum
jack sparrowXcompass
jack sparrowX black pearl
melifecentXpete
yuffieXyen sid
simbaXbambi
poohXbelle
leonXtron
dizXmickey
rikuXrikku
roxasXpaine
soraXyuna
aliceXwhite rabbit

 

hmm...i never really got Marluxia x Vexan. or XigDem...it kinda freaks me out i guess.

 

Simba x Sora sounds like a love relationship 0.o (I just thought of it)

Riku never even met most of the people that he's paired with in amvs and stuff. It's weird.

 

Some stuff I've thought up that seemed...improbable at best. Also, I can understand AkuRoku and all that crap, but I don't like yaoi...so :yelling:. to those yaoi fangirls, even if I find some pairings funny :guiltygearXpc37:

Axel x [Anybody but Roxas]
Sora x Larxene (kinda funny though lol)
Leon x Yuffie (it'd be alright if she wasn't a freaking teenager still 0_o)
Belle x Donald
Ollete x Pence/Hayner
Xemnas x Xehanort's Heartless (X.X)
Roxas x Demyx
Maleficent x Riku (WTF!?)
Sora x Leon (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)