Argh I hate ME2 romances

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  1. Llave ℓιℓ' яє∂

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    I was looking through the possible romances, and it's annoying. I want to get the paramour trophy, but all the female shepard paramour peeps are "ehh". I may romance Garrus but that's a maybe.

    I really wanna romance Kelly Chambers, but she's not an official one. And then Liara is only romance-able in a DLC, which also doesn't count. (my poor baby Liara ;~; )
     
  2. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    If it makes you feel better in ME3 you can bang just about erryone.
     
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    I took a ~Liara break~ and romanced Garrus in ME2. It was kind of a muh romance to be honest (SORRY JULIA), and I felt bad for steppin' out on Liara, but yeah, may as well do it for the trophy and then go back to ya girl in ME3.
     
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    I saw that. I'm probably just going to remain loyal to Liara with this main Fem!Shepard file and carry through to ME3. I'll get the paramour achievement when I finish my Male Shepard from ME1 and den woo Jack or somedin.
     
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  7. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    If only Tali was bi...
     
  9. Llave ℓιℓ' яє∂

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    or Jack ;;
     
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    Jack isn't? Huh...well I never went after her so whatevs
     
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    Nick don't need no woman

    Rock is still canon ahuehuehue

    But yeah, I am v biased and I'd recommend Garrus SOLELY for the final scene in his romance.
    also some of the dialogue options you have to pick are just hilarious
     
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    Dang, sounds like I gotta think about nothing when I get past the first game and buy the second. It's funny how everyone goes for Liara
     
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    You don't even really have to do the save trick, you can call off relationships at any time in ME2

    well...
     
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    A MAN CAN DREAM CAN'T HE?!?!?!?!
     
  18. The Fuk? Dead

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    Do Miranda. She's the best one.
     
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    worst one
     
  20. The Fuk? Dead

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    Let's see what else there is.

    A Christian Xenophobe.
    Some crazy biotic bitch with mental issues who will probably kill you.
    Some alien that wears a mask all the time because she's probably so ugly.
    A blue colored workaholic that lives for 1000 years and will probably forget about you.
    Another blue colored lady who won't even let you hit it at all.
    A slutty secretary who just wants to bang you so she can get a promotion.



    Not exactly much to choose from.