I came in 4th place out of 25 for the boys' 4x200 relay. (Which is amazingly good) I figured out why they call me Black Lightning.
It's winter (indoor) and spring for most schools in New York. Although we run in the snow and ****...LIKE SPARTANS.
I used to polevault too with my cock. But i got disqualified, it was bigger than the regulation poles and they accused me of cheating. wtf, right?
Please, that guy couldn't run in the snow... It's much more difficult than taking down an entire alien army pretty much single-handedly.