*At my job*

Alright break time, time to get something refreshing to drink.

(Walks two blocks)
Oh, a starbucks, hmm might get a drink and a giant cookie. (keeps walking 1 block)

Is that another starbucks? Well I guess people really need their coffee haha(walks 2 blocks to the east)

Another starbucks...well...what a coincidence. (goes back 2 blocks and walks 3 blocks west)

starbucks, really? How much coffee and cookies do people ****ing need?(walks 3 blocks towards job)


I see people holding coffee...oh but if I look on the cups I dont see the starbucks logo...I guess ill go check out that place...wait a sec is that a green lady...whats that say I can make it out, "star...."oh dammit. (pretty pissed looks behind to see another starbucks.)

FFFUUUUUUUUUUU

If i even see another starbucks...

 

I think there is only one, possibly two starbucks that I can recall, and both of those are in the city like an hour away from me. There isn't one in the closest city to me. Nor is there one in my town :'D

 

That's insane, I guess there aren't as many in the UK.

Radiowave, you live in NY right? There are tons here, at least three in walking distance.

 

So you got Starbucks? :lolface:

 

Where I live there is a Burger King a building away from a McDonalds which is next to a Starbucks and a Wendy's not even a block down. :B(:

 

My city has five fast food places and two starbucks' on one street. And thats in the suburbs x:

 

There are two Starbucks right next to each other in this plaza near my house.

 

There is a Starbucks next to a McDonalds which is right down the road from the mall which has another Starbucks inside. And there is another one inside Kroger, next to my school. That is useful though.

 

There is no Starbucks near me.

I have never seen a Starbucks.

 

Are you, perchance, on a small remote island in the middle of the pacific ocean that mysteriously has wireless internet?

 

There are at least three in the centre of Belfast, all within easy walking distance of each other.

Same with Subway :lolface:

 

You can't walk a block anywhere in downtown Toronto without seeing a Starbucks...even my university has a few hidden inside

 

Altanctic, actually. Its called 'Britain'.

 

Yes I do .