Umm, yeah. The following is what happens when I get a lack of sleep, have an obsession with Pokemon, and decide to re-watch "Beauty and the Beast." Basically, it's the prologue and the song "Belle" adapted into the Pokemon universe. Enjoy (or don't)! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spoiler: Music #1 [Narrator]Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Kalos,A young Pokemon trainer lived in a shining castle.Although he had everything his heart desired,The trainer was spoiled, selfish, and unkind. But then, one winter's night,An old beggar woman came to the castleAnd offered him a single RoseIn return for shelter from the bitter cold.Repulsed by her haggard appearance,The trainer sneered at the gift,And turned the old woman away. But she warned him not to be deceived by appearances,For Beauty is found within. And when he dismissed her again,The old woman's ugliness melted awayTo reveal herself as the legendary Pokemon Mew The trainer tried to apologize, but it was too late,For she had seen that there was no love in his heart.And as punishment,She transformed him into a hideous Pokemon beast,And placed a powerful spell on the castle,And all who lived there. Ashamed of his monstrous form,The beast concealed himself inside his castle,With a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world. The Rose she had offered,Was truly an enchanted rose,Which would bloom until his twenty-first year.If he could learn to love another,And earn their love in returnBy the time the last petal fell,Then the spell would be broken.If not, he would be doomed to remain a PokemonFor all time. As the years passed,He fell into despair, and lost all hope,For who could ever learn to love a vicious Pokemon? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spoiler: Music #2 Spoiler: Enter *Serena exits her house, carrying a basket and a PokeBall while being followed by her companion, Fennekin. Waving at the Fletchlings flying by, Serena begins walking towards town* [Serena]Little town it's a quiet village.Everyday like the one before.Little town, people and Pokemon, waking up to say. [Man #1]Bonjour! [Man #2]Bonjour! [Woman #1]Bonjour! [Man #3]Bonjour! [Man #4]Bonjour! [Serena]There goes Jenny with her Wobbuffet.Always there to serve and protect us all.Every morning just the same since the morning that we came,To this poor provincial town. Spoiler: Enter [Jenny]Morning Serena! [Serena]G'morning Madame! [Jenny]Where you off to? [Serena]Professor Sycamore...I just finished training with his GarchompIt was such an amazing Pokemon with so many moves- [Jenny]That's nice. Hey you! Stop littering! This isn't a dump! [Group of Women]Look there she goes that girl is strange no question.Dazed and distracted, can't you tell? [Woman #1]Never part of any crowd. [Man #3]Cuz her heads up on some cloud. [Villagers]No denying a funny girl that Serena. [Man #1]Bonjour! [Woman #1]Good day! [Man #1]How's your Pokemon? [Woman #1]Bonjour! [Man #4]Good day! [Woman #1]How is your wife? [Woman #2]I need eight potions! [Man #2]That's too expensive. [Serena]There must be more than this provincial life. Spoiler: Enter [Professor Sycamore]Ah! Serena! [Serena]Good Morning! I've come to return the Garchomp I've borrowed! [Professor Sycamore]Trained it to level 50 already? [Serena]Oh I never stopped training with it. Got any new Pokemon? [Professor Sycamore]Not since yesterday! [Serena]That's alright. I'll borrow... Lucario! [Professor Sycamore]Lucario?! But you've borrowed him twice! [Serena]Well he's one of my favorites, with his Metal Claw, Force Palm, Aura Sphere, and Close Combat! [Professor Sycamore]Well if you like him all that much, he's yours. [Serena]But Professor! [Professor Sycamore]I insist. [Serena]Well thank you! Thank you very much! [Group Of Men]Look there she goes that girl is so peculiar. I wonder if she's feeling well. [Group Of Women]With a dreamy far off look. [Group Of Men]And her focus on that ball. [Villigers]What a puzzle to all of us, is Serena. *Serena releases Lucario to see him in action once more* [Serena]Oh! Isn't this amazing? He's a favorite because you'll see. Here's where he practices his ExtremeSpeed.But he won't learn it tillhe's at level 65. Spoiler: Enter [Jesse]Now It's a wonder that her name means peaceful, and her looks got no parallel. [James]But behind that fair facade, I'm afraid she's rather odd.Very different from the rest of us. [Villagers]She's nothing like the rest of us. Yes different from us all is Serena. *Meanwhile, a flock of Pidgey are flying by. One of them gets hit with a Thunderbolt, and is captured by a PokeBall* Spoiler: Enter *Meowth tries to catch the falling PokeBall, but lands a few feet away from him* [Meowth]Wow! Your Jolteon didn't miss Gary! You're the greatest Pokemon Master in the whole world. [Gary]I know. [Meowth]No Pokemon alive stands a chance against you. And no girl for that matter. [Gary]It's true Meowth. And I've got my sights set on that one. [Meowth]The racer's daughter?! [Gary]She's the one! The lucky girl I'm going to marry! [Meowth]But she's... [Gary]The most beautiful girl in town. That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best!? [Meowth]Well of course, I mean you do, I mean... [Gary]Right from the moment when I met her, saw her, I said she's gorgeous and I fell...Here in town, there is only she, who is as beautiful as me.So I'm making plans to marry that Serena. Spoiler: Enter [Gary's Fans]Look there he goes, isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Gary, oh he's so cute!Be still my heart, I'm hardly breathing. He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome hunk. [Woman #1]Bonjour! [Gary]Pardon! [Serena]Good day [Woman #2]Mais oui! [Woman #3]You call this Pignite? [Woman #4]What lovely Seels! [Man #1]Some cheese [Woman #5]Ten yards! [Man #1]one pound [Gary]'scuse me! [Cheese Merchant]I'll get the knife [Gary]Please let me through! [Woman #6]This bread - [Woman #7]Those Magikarps - [Woman #6]it's stale! [Woman #7]they smell! [Men]Madame's mistaken. [Women]Well, maybe so [Townsfolk]Good morning!Oh, good morning! [Serena]There must be more than this provincial life! [Gary]Just watch,I'm going to get Serena! [Townsfolk]Look there she goesThe girl is strange but specialA most peculiar mad'moiselle! [Women]It's a pity and a sin [Men]She doesn't quite fit in [Townsfolk]'Cause she really is a funny girlA beauty but a funny girlShe really is a funny girlSerena!