Best Man (Apply Here)

So, who wants to be the best man for the wedding with Kenni-Chan and I?
I need someone to give a right toast.

 

First post.

 

So, I'm the man. I can't make a 10 page essay, but I can give a 5 page one.

 

I'll be the bestman.

 

I can give you buttered toast.

 

ITT: I support the marriage of these two openly homosexual men.

 

Ill go ahead and apply

 

You know it's gonna be me.

 

What?



Oh wait.

 

I'll be the caterer / barkeep

 

Let me do it. You know that I'll do a good job.

 

I HAVE TITS AND A... Wait no, I'll leave that... ​

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I'll pick five random members and we'll have a vote tonight.

 

May the best man win. :B|:

/Pun

 

You all know i am going to win

 

Me. me. Pick me.

 

Come on man, pick me.

 

Pick me. Seriously. You know that I would rock at it.

 

You are picked as the main five. Now it's up for the members.

 

I am the descendant of Repliku.

I am the right man for the job.