Best way of saying "I'll kill you" to someone

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  1. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.


    Trust me woman, if I could walk on water, I would stroll you out into the middle of a lake and hold your head under until the bubbles stopped.
     
  2. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    It will be...Simple and Clean.


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    YEAH!!
     
  3. Yozora Archer

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  4. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    You will forever be Dreaming You Way Home
     
  5. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    This is why people irl can't handle your bundle of awesome...

    It would make them explode if they showed any sign of enjoyment so they must hate to save their own lives.

    I guess you could say your awesomeness would... blow up in their faces.

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    YEAAAOOOOOW!
     
  7. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I didn't find it that great. I knew what he was getting it from, but eh, maybe that's just because I've got no emotion for this kind of thing
     
  8. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Their faces will melt as their children weep over their exploaded body.
     
  9. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    They're mega-s|uts if they've got kids whilst in college...
     
  10. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    How about before college? My friend told me his friend proposed to his girlfriend. And they're both 18
     
  11. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Virgin .
     
  12. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    actually, I think that title belongs to me
     
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    Hi how are ya?
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  14. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Leave them flowers with a note that says "take good care of these, you're next"
     
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    My best friend is living in his own home with his girlfriend, and he's 18.
     
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    The Apacolypse doesn't exist in 2012. Because your end is right now
     
  17. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Death is life's greatest adventure. welcome to the tutorial.
     
  18. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Life is all but a dream. Let me wake you up
     
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    Your neurons will no longer fire adequately come sun rise.
     
  20. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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