Bohemian Rhapsody: KHV version

Is this a real site?
Is this cache memory?
Caught in a spamslide
No escape from KHV
Log in right now
Go to the forums and see
I'm just a bored troll, I need no post count
Because It's just for noobs, just for lols
Mine ain't high, it is low
Anyway those posts go , doesn't really matter to me, to me

Brudda, just flamed a thread
The reply button I clicked
He read it, made a conflict
Brudda, my account was new
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Brudda, ooo
Didn't mean to make you D:
If I'm not logged in this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if my account was just a bot

Too late, the mods are on
Sends shivers down my spine
Refreshing profile all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face this ban
Brudda, ooo - (anyway the posts go)
I don't want a ban
I sometimes wish I'd never known the forums

I see a message when I'm trying to log in
You ******, you ******, will you leave this site
The banhammer and datatables- very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - Trolololooooo

But I'm just a bored troll, I am no threat
He's just a bored troll, victim of the internet
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you unban me
Bismillah! No - we will not unban you - unban him!
Bismillah! No - we will not unban you - unban him!
Bismillah! No - we will not unban you - unban him!
Will not unban you - unban me (never)
Never unban you - Unban me
Never unban me - eee
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh Misty mia, Misty mia, Misty mia let me go
RoxasvsRiku has a grey name put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can love me and then just ban?
So you think you can rep me and leave me to die
Oh members - can't do this to me members
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway those posts go...

Original song:

 

Can someone sing this please? It would make me happy.

 

LOLL I think this should be the next KHV chorus

 

i AGREED 100%! XD

 

I recommend some X Factor/X Idol Magic here.

 

Machi. you are God.

 

This is actually brilliant.

Who did you have in mind while writing it?

 

God, I love this.

Someone needs to record this glorious shit and fling it around like it's October 1st, 2003

 

Who? Well the average KHV troll I guess. I know what you'll think, I wasn't thinking about you or Zter.

Indeed

 

It was me <3

This is pure comedic genius. I call Noroz, Finny, and Machi to sing the song.

 

The average troll does not get banned.

/yawn

 

http://www.kh-vids.net/member.php?18-Roxas

In KH-V there is only one troll...

 

Thanks

Nope.avi

Wrong. what about -rox-

There you go.

 

One troll to rule them all (Makaze), one troll to find them (Zter), and one troll to bring them in and in the darkness bind them (Roxas).

 

I said the average troll, not the exception. I assume you mean Roxas?

 

Best... post... ever...

 

Fix'd

And I meant Roxas, yes. Didn't you look at the whole post?

 

If only the spacing was consistent.

I hate typos.

I did? -rox- is not the same as Roxas.

 

Wrong. what about -rox-
Originally Posted by Princess Celestia
http://www.kh-vids.net/member.php?18-Roxas

In KH-V there is only one troll...
There you go.