Bohemian Rhapsody: KHV version

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  1. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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    Is this a real site?
    Is this cache memory?
    Caught in a spamslide
    No escape from KHV
    Log in right now
    Go to the forums and see
    I'm just a bored troll, I need no post count
    Because It's just for noobs, just for lols
    Mine ain't high, it is low
    Anyway those posts go , doesn't really matter to me, to me

    Brudda, just flamed a thread
    The reply button I clicked
    He read it, made a conflict
    Brudda, my account was new
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away
    Brudda, ooo
    Didn't mean to make you D:
    If I'm not logged in this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on, as if my account was just a bot

    Too late, the mods are on
    Sends shivers down my spine
    Refreshing profile all the time
    Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
    Gotta leave you all behind and face this ban
    Brudda, ooo - (anyway the posts go)
    I don't want a ban
    I sometimes wish I'd never known the forums

    I see a message when I'm trying to log in
    You ******, you ******, will you leave this site
    The banhammer and datatables- very very frightening me
    Gallileo, Gallileo,
    Gallileo, Gallileo,
    Gallileo Figaro - Trolololooooo

    But I'm just a bored troll, I am no threat
    He's just a bored troll, victim of the internet
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity
    Easy come easy go - will you unban me
    Bismillah! No - we will not unban you - unban him!
    Bismillah! No - we will not unban you - unban him!
    Bismillah! No - we will not unban you - unban him!
    Will not unban you - unban me (never)
    Never unban you - Unban me
    Never unban me - eee
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
    Oh Misty mia, Misty mia, Misty mia let me go
    RoxasvsRiku has a grey name put aside for me
    for me
    for me

    So you think you can love me and then just ban?
    So you think you can rep me and leave me to die
    Oh members - can't do this to me members
    Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

    Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
    Nothing really matters
    Anyone can see
    Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

    Anyway those posts go...

    Original song:
     
  2. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Can someone sing this please? It would make me happy.
     
  3. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    LOLL I think this should be the next KHV chorus
     
  4. Glen Returned from the dead

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    i AGREED 100%! XD
     
  5. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    I recommend some X Factor/X Idol Magic here.
     
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  7. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    This is actually brilliant.

    Who did you have in mind while writing it?
     
  8. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    God, I love this.

    Someone needs to record this glorious shit and fling it around like it's October 1st, 2003
     
  9. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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    Who? Well the average KHV troll I guess. I know what you'll think, I wasn't thinking about you or Zter.

    Indeed
     
  10. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    [​IMG]

     
  11. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    It was me <3

    This is pure comedic genius. I call Noroz, Finny, and Machi to sing the song.
     
  12. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    The average troll does not get banned.

    /yawn
     
  13. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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  14. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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    Thanks
    Nope.avi
    Wrong. what about -rox-
    There you go.
     
  15. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    One troll to rule them all (Makaze), one troll to find them (Zter), and one troll to bring them in and in the darkness bind them (Roxas).
     
  16. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I said the average troll, not the exception. I assume you mean Roxas?
     
  17. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    Best... post... ever...
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  18. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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    Fix'd

    And I meant Roxas, yes. Didn't you look at the whole post?
     
  19. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    If only the spacing was consistent.
    I hate typos.

    I did? -rox- is not the same as Roxas.
     
  20. Machazo Destiny Islands Resident

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    Wrong. what about -rox-
    Originally Posted by Princess Celestia
    http://www.kh-vids.net/member.php?18-Roxas

    In KH-V there is only one troll...
    There you go.