Champaign Sucks.

And so does wine.

Bailey's is the shit.

And so, I need some now. This fake-ass Sparkling Cyder, it's so fake I believed it was real, my dad got sucks.I hate being underage. ​

 

Way to spellcheck!
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kkthnxbai.​

 

CHAM PAG NAY caps

 

... No. Just no. Champagne is the only alcohol I like, actually.

 

Wow I didn't know you where a 40 year old women with kids and a husband

 

They have a candy ver. of this for V-day...

 

I attacked two different alcoholic drinks and lost 742 HP.

Goddammit.

 

It's too bitter for me :3​

I don't abuse my privileges. I got buzzed off of eggnog that's about it.​

 

I like them all but out the three I like Champagne the least.