Chck Norris...

WHO THE HELL IS HE AND WHY ARE A HELL OF A LOT OF PEOPLE OBSESSED WITH HIM?????

P.S. I dont mean the guy who has chuck norris as his user

 

He the guy who played in a cowboy show and people made fun of him so they made a moutain dew commercial about him :3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk

 

Oh... That advert sucks... And the do the dew adverts scare me like mad!

 

Chuck Norris is amazing. He's an actor and martial artist (he studied the same martial art I do, Tang Soo Do). A lot of people know him from the series "Walker, Texas Ranger"... he's awesome.

Appearantly not too long ago there were a whole bunch of fansites dedicated to him that somehow caught on with the most ridiculous things, such as:

"On the third day, God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said: 'Say please'."

 

When chuck norris does a push up he isnt pushing himself up hes pushing the world down! Chuck norris can run so fast he can punch himself in the back of the head! Chuck norris once round house kicked so fast he broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed emelia eirhart! Chuck norris counted to infinitty twice. God wanted to created the world in 10 days, chuck gave him 6.

 

O_o I haven't heard a Chuck Norris joke for ages. (apart from the few in this thread).

I thought it had died. >.>

 

Chuck Norris stole my Wii in Christmas ._.

 

I heard almost every Chuck Norris joke in existance at school all last year... the majority of the people making the jokes had no idea who he really was. :p

 

Chuck Norris = God

 

Chuck Norris =

 

then he's part of my army!

 

There are no WMDs in Iraq because Chuck Norris lives in Texas.