Corrupt a Wish

Oh sorry...

Granted but you must first sniff the chicken poop!m whahahahaaaaaaaaa!

I wish for my friends to like me again!

 

granted,but your friends are now imaginery.

i wish for the kingdom key to be mine

 

granted, but it's broken.
I wish I had a real license to kill

 

granted, but you're limited to only killing yourself :/

I wish i had a life O.O

 

granted,but it expired in 1780.

i wish i had superpowers.

 

Granted but you only get them for 10 seconds


I wish I could make a wish.

 

granted,but you blow up upon making the wish

i wish for more wishes

 

Granted but now you get a super annoying genie to follow you.


I wish I could animate inanimate objects.

 

[MARQUEE][/MARQUEE]

 

I wish for World Peace and a Sandwich!:)

 

1. Granted, but everything in the world is on fire.
2.Granted, but it also is on fire.
I wish for an Aston Martin DBS!

 

... I have no idea what the hell that is. Instead, I'll lock you in the Spam Zone for eternity.

I wish my PSP memory stick would work correctly.

 

It would explode.

I wish I would explode!

:D

._.

 

granted, but it will be surprisingly tiny and painful and you will survive and the government will arrest you for terrorism

I wish I had a laser watch that cuts through everything except any part of my body.

 

Granted, but someone else gets a laser and cuts through you. :D

I wish Elricest fangirls would go away~

 

Granted, but twice as many of them join soon after.

I wish no post could come after this post.

 

not granted

 

Granted, but then I lied.

I wish stuff would happen.

 

Granted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

I wish I didn't have to do my homework.