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2301...off track.

 

2,302 Oh... Happy birthday to you! Everyday is your birthday! Everyone's birhtdays!!!

 

2303

What Happy Birthday song would you like, The Beatles or Weird Al?

 

2,305 Wierd al rock :/ Woo! Go wierd Al!!

 

2,306 um...... somethin else i cant thinka right now

 

2307 Here it is!

*ahem*

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

*background screaming, sound effect*

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Happy Birthday!

And a pinch to grow an inch!

 

2,308 Whoa... No wonder they call him wierd Al O_o

 

2, 309. Ah, I love Weird Al =D

 

2, 310 -- What about the other weird al song?
If usher sang this version instead XD

Watch this

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I came up with more secrets to tell you today

These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions

First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with (with)
Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid
That's not all, now I recall more, you see
So now I'll give you part three of my confessions

Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like, remember when I told you that I knew Pauley Shore, Pauley Shore
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for

I borrowed your ChapStick from you without asking
Oh, and I tried out your nose hair trimmer too
And by the way, that "diamond" ring is cubic zirconium
I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one

These are my confessions
Just when (oh) I thought I said all (oh) I can say
I need to get some (yeah yeah) things off my chest right away

These are my confessions (these are my confessions)
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh

Threw up on your dog the last time I had too much to drink
There've been times I've peed in your sink
Don't know why (don't know why, no) but you and I (ah) should agree (ah)
That blongs in part three of my confessions

Baby forgive me, I'm still trying to figure out
Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout
Oh, and sometimes in private, really like to dress up like Shirley Temple
And spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)

My boss thinks I'ma a jerk, didn't get that raise
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty seven days
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget
I'm so sorry Debbie - I mean Bridget

These are my confessions
Just when (oh) I thought I said all I can say
I got a few (got a few more) more secrets I'd like to convey

These are my confessions
Slipped my mind (my mind) the last two times (my mind), silly me (silly me)
Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh

Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
FYI (I), it was not a cold sore (not a cold sore)
Whoops, my bad (hope you're not sore at me)
You'll be madder (ah) at me (ah) when I (even more mad, yeah, baby) finish part three of my confessions

You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this
But you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday?
Ahh, well, I returned it for store credit
That thing was hideous; what were you thinking?
Oh, by the way, I wasn't really sick last week
I just didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic
Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies?
What I meant was, there was only enough left for me, sorry

These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I can say
I thought of some more things that should scare you away

These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat (cat)
And I lied - yes, that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore
'Til I give you part four of my confessions

I mean, I'm just getting started here
I'm not even halfway down the list
This thing could go on for...
Hey hey, where you goin'?
Honey?
What?
Was it something I said?
Women!

Here's link to the song XD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GWMmu5aFwA

 

2, 311. And then there's eBay!

(parody of "i want it that way by the backstreet boys)


A used...pink bathrobe
A rare...mint snowglobe
A Smurf...TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house...is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy...your knick-knack
Just check...My feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy...your tchotchkes
Sell me...your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that world-wide garage sale)
(Hey! A Dukes of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah...(I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
(Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why...The kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay

 

2,311

wtf

 

2312 - lol. I know that song, it describes someone I know!! :D

 

2,313 Lol Im watching Full House :D

 

2314

I ish tired. Blah. Should I stay or should I go?

 

2,314 Your choice bro! Peanut butter jelly time!!!

 

2316

I'm a killer. A murdering *******. You know that. And there are consequences to breaking the heart of a murdering *******.

I think I'm going to write a novelization of Kill Bill. any thoughts?

 

2,317 I see stars! Pretty! I like! @_@

 

2318 random words.
(adding words... refrigerator)

 

2319 - Wow, that was pretty random! I want ice cream!

 

2320 me too
WHERE IS THE ICE CREAM!!!