Count to 300 Before Staff Post! - Diamond Edition

two the Batcave!

 

On the count of three, Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave.

 

pulled an ak-47 out fourm under his hat

 

I bet you a fiver I fail at puns

 

six and stomes my break my bones but Midnight Star will never hurt me.
you have been worked into my puns.

 

The seven wonders? /amidoinitrite?

 

you cannot escape your true eight

 

don't you dare touch that! it's nine!

 

*Put a random sentence here* Ten/10

 

B-but 11 don't know what to say to that!

 

lets stop acting like 12 year olds and stop bringing 1337 into this!

 

Oh Yeah right, because you think this is a Friday 13th and you can do whatever you want...

 

Did you hear fourteens got stuck up a mountain

 

hah! that was a good pun!!!
15 is un punable, so i will joke.
15 is UNDER 9000!!!!!!

 

16 is the age of my eyeballs

 

17 is 3 years older than me...:(

 

18 is the age I will be next year

 

19 is the next number avalible.

 

20 I wonder how far will we get? u_u

 

21 not very far I bet