Damn...

More evidence that the Cleverbot is gay:

 

Proof.

Me: Are you gay?

It: Yes.

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I decided to be mean. xD

User: Hey there! =D.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'm good. You?


Cleverbot: I'm good too.


User: Guess what...


Cleverbot: What?

User: You make me wanna tease you. ;D.

Cleverbot: I love ashlee simpson!

User: Nobody asked you who you love!

Cleverbot: Does that matter?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why does it matter?

User: Because, if no one ask you, that means they don't care. Dur.

 

User: Can we have sex?


Cleverbot: Indeed we can.


User: Let's do it then.


Cleverbot: Let's.


User: So, where do I put my penis?


Cleverbot: I want a real man!!

User: I am a real man.

Cleverbot: Made of what?

User: Everything real men are made of.

Cleverbot: What makes you come.

User: When did we get married?

Cleverbot: Last month!

User: Could you recount the events of our marriage?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: I don't care what you want for christmas.

User: But I'm Jewish. I don't celebrate Christmas.

Cleverbot: Yes I am!! I love Christmas!

User: I know you love Christmas, but I am Jewish. I don't celebrate it.

Cleverbot: Hm... And I thought you were the machine.

User: **** you.

Cleverbot: Beeeeeeep!

User: We're getting a divorce.

Cleverbot: Why? Did you find some one else?

User: No, I just don't want to be with you. I hate you.

Cleverbot: You say that you have checked if there is a monster, right?

User: We're through.

Cleverbot: What are we through with?

User: Our marriage.

Cleverbot: Are there female robots?

User: Rape me please.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Well then? Rape me. Now.

Cleverbot: *does it*.

 

Me: Are you bisexual?

it: Of course and in more way than one.​

 

XDDD You just made me smile :)

 

Here's another one I just had. xD

User: Tell me you love me.

Cleverbot: Ok, you love me.

User: Yes, yes I do.

Cleverbot: I love you 2.

User: Sorry, I can't love you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you can't spell.

 

Fayt will get this one :)




This one refers to my sig :p

 

Wow, it asked how should he invest his money. I answered Nintendo stocks. He responds with "Nintendo. Nintendo Wii. Game" my response was no crap, and it's stocks are at an all time high. I've now been waiting for a response for 10 minutes

 

I don't care what anyone says, the Cleverbot is my new girlfriend <3

Spoiler

 

I'm really not sure why this is so disturbing.

 

And here I thought the Cleverbot was asexual.

Damn you, modern technology.

 

I see I am unintentionally referenced in that picture of yours.

Irrelevantly,

User: Damn you modern technology.

Cleverbot: I guess, but I just don't see how we can even relate.

User: We may think of something.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: You're supposed to have artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: No, I'm alex.

Cleverbot has a name. Alex.

 

User: Want to talk about how the world is going to a slow, painful end?

Cleverbot: Would you want to give one?

User: Why yes, yes I would.

Cleverbot: I know a very talented cosmetic surgeon...
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I asked him what the cosmetic surgeon would do and he went blank...

 

I got it XD

 

I didn't see it when I was talking to it but I found a line I didn't see in my chat that made the chat wierder...

User: Want to talk about how the world is going to a slow, painful end?

Cleverbot: Would you want to give one?

User: Why yes, yes I would.

Cleverbot: I know a very talented cosmetic surgeon...

User: What would he do?

Cleverbot: You are female so there is no need to discuss that.
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Not true what it said about me, by the way.