Dear diary

Today when I was taking a poop on the toilette when I noticed I had forgotten toilet paper so I got up and went to get some when my cellphone rang and I were gonna take it but then I lost it down in the toilette so I took down in the toilette and took my cellphone for some odd reason it were brown but when I was just about to take it it stopped ringing so after I was finished I went out of the toilette without washing my hand and I went to eat something after I had eaten I noticed my hand was all brown so I licked it clean

The end

~Christhor~

 

.....*eye twitches*

So, you had some exotic chocolate huh? *eye keeps twitching*

 

EWWWWW

wtf is your problem???? not to be rude or anything like that :p

 

Yeah I did and it was good

 

This reminds me of that one scene on Dumb and Dumberer, where Lloyd (Or was it the other guy?) had a bar of chocolate sat on something hot, and went to the bathroom and noticed the chocolate has melted in his pocket. He smears the chocolate all over the walls.

A little bit later, the owner of the house seen the results of what he did.

 

Dis needs to be bumped

 

Bumped!

Eww christopher we didnt need to know that. o.o

 

Was it coke or pepsi?

I didnt know you had a french toilet.

 

It's fixd now