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  1. StarkMad Banned

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    I found out today that it's been quite a long time for my girlfriend and I. :B|: stupid typos.
    It's been 2 year and 9 months and three weeks. :B|: Praise me or something.
     
    StarkMad, Aug 2, 2009
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  2. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    She's cheating on you with a mexican.
     
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  3. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    nice, im on month 10 day 22 for mine.
     
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  4. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Good job.
    Now kiss her .
     
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  5. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    She fantasizes that you're a husky native american orchard worker with diabetes and you've never satisfied her sexually.
     
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  6. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    I'm on day 16.
     
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  7. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    She's got a penis.
     
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  8. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    That explains why she has a vagina.
     
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  9. StarkMad Banned

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    Oh you.
    I have.

    Congratulations : D
    That's so good to hear ! ^^
     
    StarkMad, Aug 2, 2009
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  10. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    She turns it inside out when you're looking.
     
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  11. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    We aren't actually together and I don't count the days.
     
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  12. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    I'm on day -123456789. :B
     
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  13. StarkMad Banned

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    of course!
    Quick virgin! To the catmobile!
     
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  14. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    lol You're giving yourself away.
     
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  15. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    Non-committal relationships with your own hand will only end in tears

    There's no one out there for you that doesn't run on AA batteries.
     
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  16. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Month 2 of being single.
    Hell yeah.
     
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  17. StarkMad Banned

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    D: Are you okay?
    I'm sorry ;-;
    Shut uuuuuuuuup :lolface:
     
    StarkMad, Aug 2, 2009
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  18. Misty gimme kiss

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    Is it bad I'm loling at TMM's posts?
     
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  19. TheMuffinMan Banned

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    Her orifices are presently occupied by phalluses.
     
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  20. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Yes,I'm fine.
    Oh Lawl.

    Oh give it a rest.
     
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