Dear /khv/

The tingling you're experiencing in your downstairs-mix-em-up is completely normal.

 

That's good D:
I'm sorry I brought it up...

 

I'd rather give it a lay

...

to your ex-girlfriend.

 

...It's alright
What do you think I'm crying over a breakup that was two months ago?
xD
I am not suicidal or anything xDD

Your posts make me smile.

 

Tears work great as lube.

That's too bad.

 

I know, but ti's still hard <_<
But if you['re okay then that's good : D

TMM, seriously. THAT was too far.

 

That's what she said.

 

That's what my bisexual ex said when I asked if she wanted it harder.

 

Nah.
It's not.

Why do you think being single is bad?
xDD


Lol.
I know what to expect from TMM by now.
That wasn't even that bad for him.

 

Good to see kh-v's got original jokes everywhere.
I'm waiting for someone to put longcat on here. :/

If you're sure.
And being single isn't bad. D: Sorry...I'm sounding stupid xD

 

Did your bi-sexual ex happen to use English as a 17th language, because that response makes no sense whatsoever in the context of your question.

 

No, it was her 2nd language. Txt Tlk was her 1st.

 

I put my "long cat" on your girlfriend, if that counts for anything.

 

half an inch doesn't count as long, kiddo, sorry.

 

This thread better go nice places or I'm closing it. :'D

 

It's okay, bitches don't understand metrics, I just tell em it's 12 and they're impressed.

 

Year 14 of being single.
:lolface: Hell yeah?

 

Baby, when you and me are together threads are always going nice places

like your chest and hair

 

Between Cupcake's legs is a nice place.

 

...inches aren't metric though. That's imperial. Metric is metres and such.
Anyways, Misty said no more being rude.
So ya.