Death Note Game, ReVamped Version

Accusing What?

 

Your Accusing What?

Sorry... but I wasn't sure if you were actually making an accusation, or actually accusing.
ACCUSATION:
What was taken into custody.

Investigation reveals that What? is a really wierd question.

What? is investigated by being forced to act stunt double for David Blaine as he holds his breath for 24 hours. It doesn't work. After What? is revived, investigation reveals a furry fetish, and What? is released.

DEATH:

Trixter died at 11:16. Cause of death Alcohol poisoning.

He took 1 shot of Bacardi 151, poor child.

 

I DECLARE, That I accuse Misfit

 

Misfit is taken into custody, and forced to host a webcam for a sleezy site.

After Misfits self esteem is eroded to nothing... the investigators interogate a depressed Misfit.

Afterwards, her (assuming female gender, correct me if wrong) home is investigated, and reveals a bizzare collection of paper mache creations. When lights hit them, they become shadow art. L keeps the one that forms Godzilla against the wall.

Misfit is released, due to the fact that no evidence was collected.

 

MisFit is a guy, considering the fact that he made a thread last year declaring that he was jealous of my boyfriend. Granted, I lied about having a boyfriend back then, but my current relationship is true.​

 

And I'm still not dead.

 

I accuse vgn

Reppy stole godzilla B|

Amby lied?!

Lol, ya think ima girl.

 

You're supposed to make your accusations big and huge and noticable.

Well, I didn't think I was lying at the time. It's complicated.​

 

What is the meaning of this ******-baggery?
jkjk - I thought it was great.

 

I don't know what to do.

 

Accuse me again?

 

I knew you were going to say that.

 

Well if you want, you can accuse me I suppose.

 

I accuse Pika of being a predator!

 

Dalk is taken into custody.

He is forced to divide by zero. Upon sucessfully doing that, a black hole forms around him, and all the matter that makes up his body is torn apart at a molecular level. It was believed that this interogation tactic was too cruel this time. However, a few hours later, Dalk calls up the detective units. He somehow ended up on the black market in Cambodia.

After he is purchased, he is interogated. And it reveals that he is not Kira, however, he is the property of L.

VideoGameNerd is taken into custody, where he is locked in a dark room deprived off all forms of love and affection, and even his precious video games.

He soon begins begging for mercy, and cries until he is let out. He becomes super cooperative, and is interogated.

It is revealed that VGN is an obsessive video game player, and is put into rehab reluctantly. He is released from custody.

Pika_power is taken into custody once again, but this time not by L's team, but by Chris Hansen. Investigation reveals he is a predator. However, L blackmails some people to postpone his trial until the end of this case... assuming he will be more helpful, he might not go to prison as a sexual predator.

 

Excuse me for being grounded.

That part about the paper mache was completely unnecessary. Is it possible that paper mache is to paper is to Death Note is to Misfit is a Kami? Hmmm?

 

Accusing Cherry, kthnx

 

Cherry is taken into custody, she is squeezed as a form of interogation. Just prior to popping she gives into the interogation.

And reveals that she is guilty of commiting a henious crime, which she has never forgiven herself for. In 2003, she jaywalked on her way to school.

She is released due to lack of evidence.

 

lol popping