Death Note Game

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  1. Tikem Gummi Ship Junkie

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    How would you know that?

    Anyway, let's see if I can type this without falling asleep.

    ACCUSATION:

    [highlight]DemyxPlaysMySitar[/highlight] was scouring the interwebs for Rule #34 on Demyx's s[highlight]e[/highlight]tar. Suddenly, loud noise could be heard. DPMS looked outside, only to see a black van, playing Demyx's screams of pain in an infinite loop. After a few minutes, a black notebook is flung out of the window. The Detectives detected a decent amount of Demyx related indecency and deducted that it wasn't the item they were looking for. They left the scene, labeling DemyxPlaysMySitar as [highlight]INNOCENT[/highlight].
     
  2. P Banned

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    Deaths:
    After finding Snow Villier's charred remains, [highlight]Aeon Sora[/highlight] is grief stricken and attempts suicide. He tries everything, hanging himself, cyanide pills, even shooting himself in the head, but to no avail. DemyxPlaysMySitar finds him in his home slitting his wrists and asks why. He responds with, "After Snow's death I have no reason to live! But that damn Kira won't let me die! You've gotta help me man! I'm going insane here!" DemyxPlaysMySitar tries to console him. Suddenly, with warning, Aeon Sora's hanging cactus falls, the needles piercing every part his body. In his final moments, Aeon Sora says to DemyxPlaysMySitar, "Before I go, these recent deaths have been based on Poke." And breathed his last.
    [highlight]Victim: Aeon Sora
    Time of Death: April 3rd, 2:00 PM GMT[/highlight]

    Accusations:
    Suspected of killing Aeon Sora with a hanging cactus, [highlight]Demyxplaysmysitar[/highlight] is arrested and taken to the autopsy room for interrogation. It was only halfway through the autopsy that they realised they were cutting up the suspect, and the victim's corpse was being shouted at in a police cell. To save themselves embarrassment, Demyx was set free.

    Oh, and they try Tikem's method afterwards. :p
    [highlight]INNOCENT[/highlight]
     
  3. Mr. Van Whippy ♥ Biscuits and cookies

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    -_-

    Something original wouldn't hurt.

    "Pok"? Kira is a Pokemon fan...? Yeah i know i am dead so *zips mouth* I knew that i would die with those letters in my mouth.

    C'mon people get that Kira! *does Plusle Minun support dance*
     
  4. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    This is probably gonna kill me... but I accuse Guardian_Soul
    *waits to die*
     
  5. P Banned

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    Accusations:

    [highlight]Guardian Soul[/highlight] was orginally arrested by a unique police officer who used a certain type of choke hold that had never been used before. He was then was dragged in a never-seen-before fashion to a one-of-a-kind cop car. He was taken to an interrogation chamber like no other, where he was interrogated with fresh out of the box techniques. Nothing was revealed, so he was released.

    [highlight]UNIQUELY INNOCENT[/highlight]

    Original enough?

    Oh, and you guys get a clue/eraser. Which do you want?
     
  6. P Banned

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    As you wish.

    Clue:
    [highlight]I gave Mako Tsunami a Death Note at the start of the game.[/highlight]

    Deaths:
    While training to fight off the Zombie Apocalypse with DemyxPlaysMySitar on Keyblade Spirit's orders, [highlight]Fearless[/highlight] is bitten by a previously undiscovered venomous snake and dies minutes later at [highlight]1PM April 5th[/highlight]. DPMS calls it in as a Kira attack, noting the venomous snake and the continuation of the Pokemon Type pattern. The snake is then given the species name Cobratus Kira, for obvious reasons.
     
  7. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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    What a twist. :lolface:
     
  8. P Banned

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    Deaths:

    After [highlight]Axelchanviii[/highlight] saw an episode of Naruto, she decided her favourite character was Shiino, the bug weilding Ninja. She immediately rushed out to find some bugs to train to be like him. Unfortunately the first bugs she came across was a beehive. Thinking the best way to train them was to store them in her body, she put her mouth to the top of the hive and inhaled deeply. The bees were less pleased than her over their new home, and showed it by shredding her lungs.

    Sand would have been a much more peaceful death.
    TOD: [highlight]12:45PM April 6th[/highlight]

    During some much needed vacation from the Kira case, [highlight]Demyxplaysmysitar[/highlight] decided to go home to the Himalayas where he could climb the mountains without fear of Kira. To his surprise, he found a friendly dragon on his climb. Shocked by the discovered, he decided to take a photo to immortalise the moment. Unfortunately the dragon wasn't very camera friendly and incinerated him the moment the flash occurred.

    He tried to immortalise his discovery, but the immortal immolated him.
    TOD: [highlight]12:45PM April 6th[/highlight]

    After a city wide power outage, [highlight]Guardian Soul[/highlight] decided to light a candle so he could see. GS placed the candle on a ledge so he could see around his apartment. However due to being bumped by a pet goldfish, it fell and caused a fire. The fire department, thinking it to be an empty apartment, started spraying at full pressure. After finally working his way through the rubble, GS got to the window and yelled for help. It just so happened he was wearing an orange shirt. One of the firemen saw it, and directed his jet of water into the window. The water hit GS in the stomach and was so strong, it disembowelled him.

    Heh. Killed by water in a house fire. Kinda like dying from dehydration at sea.
    TOD: [highlight]12:45PM April 6th[/highlight]

    Tikem, now it's your turn to manage. I'm going away for a week.
     
  9. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    lol... I actually quite like dying...
    *waits for Kira to be confused Kira*
     
  10. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    This round is still going?
     
  11. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    People don't die fast enough, or Kira isn't killing them fast enough. Either way, needs moar death.
     
  12. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    I was going to make an accusation.
    Then I realized
    I was dead.
     
  13. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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    So who's all alive again?
     
  14. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    I AM DEAD

    NOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOO
     
  15. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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    HOW THE HELL DID-

    Oh, right. Giant hail stone.
     
  16. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    Indneed ;-;
     
  17. P Banned

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    Dammit Kira! You got Shinigami eyes 3.0, you should have owned them all at once! Now it's dragging out, and getting boring. /Posting using a friend's internet despite being officially unreachable
     
  18. Mr. Van Whippy ♥ Biscuits and cookies

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    I say Shinigami get rid of Kira :p
     
  19. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    btw my death fits the formula of pokemon types regardless of me not being killed by Kira, I was killed by psychic type... It's super effective!

    Gobolo whited out!
     
  20. Tikem Gummi Ship Junkie

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    That's actually my fault. School's been killing me with multiple big assignments lately. Anyway, kills:

    [highlight]Mako Tsunami[/highlight] sat down at his desk, just like any normal day at work. He took a candy bar and ripped open the wrappers like he normally does. Then, he ate it. He acted like everything was normal, but at [highlight]0:33 AM GMT[/highlight] he opened his mouth, yelled out "GOOD BYE WORLD! I AM SORRY I COULD NOT SERVE YOU FOR AS LONG AS I WISHED! FORGIVE ME FOR MY ORDERS MIKAMI!" and exploded.

    Later investigations revealed traces of C4 in his stomach and an acid-based trigger.

    Keyblade Spirit sat alone in his little room, where he had supposedly been hiding for Kira. In reality, it was to hide the existence of a certain notebook. He wrote down something and thought: "This has been boring. Well, it is time for me to rule the world."

    [highlight]Midnight Star[/highlight] was bored, all these meetings were useless. They'd never be able to catch Kira, not by her and KS, who was absent again. Ah, well. At least she could do stuff she couldn't do otherwise. Suddenly, she didn't feel right. She noticed her vision becoming more and more blurred, until she was blind. Then, a sharp pain struck her all over. She could feel her veins exploding everywhere. Realizing that there was nothing she could do, she jumped out of the window. Had there been investigators, they would've recorded her time of death as [highlight]April 7th, 11:30 PM[/highlight].

    Keyblade Spirit felt like celebrating, for he had made his dream come true. To finally win an eBay auction. He then turned back to his main focus, which was also complete. He opened the bottle of wine he had won and took a sip. As he drunk he noticed two blue glowing dots on the side of the bottle. He turned around to see a man in a trench coat standing in his room. The man pointed at KS' Death Note, demanding it back. Keyblade Spirit obliviously attempted to keep the book for himself and tried to trick the man, with a fake Death Note he had made earlier, just for this occasion. The results will be left to your own imaginations.

    END OF ROUND 4
    ROUND 5 STARTS AT 9AM GMT+2, April 10th