Death Note Game

Lol...That is all.

 

I accuse Axel Chan!

 

Oh boy. This will be fun...

 

Tummer was strapped to a table and tickled relentlessly with various implements. He was resolute against the power of the feather, shrugged off the advances of the mechanical fingers and defied all probing at his tender artpits. It was only when the interrogators threatened to use their worst technique, tickling the head with a bowling ball, that Tummer cracked and confessed his love of futanari. The detectives were somewhat disturbed, but satisfied that he was INNOCENT.

Due to the lack of pre-arranged interrogation method, Axel-chanviii was allowed to choose it. She promptly chose the torture of staying overnight in a five star hotel, followed by the trials of a full massage, manicure and shopping ventures with $5,000 spending money. After a few days of this gruelling torment, the detectives were satisfied that she was INNOCENT. Besides, their torture budget was beginning to run low.

Marcell choose to take a break form the case and have some fun. He decided it would be a good laugh to show off in front of his friends by riding on the roof of a double decker bus. He wasn't completely stupid, so he made preparations to avoid falling off. He got some extra-strong ropes and tied himself onto the bus roof, allowing himself to stand up as the bus moved, but with no chance off falling off. It started off well, the bus set off to the cheers of his friends, and he enjoyed the feeling of the wind running through his hair. Soon he was shouting the bus to pick up speed. The bus driver complied, finding some quiet roads and accelerating quickly. However Marcell's exhilleration quickly turned to a scream when he noticed a thin wire spanning across the road in front of him. He tried to duck but the ropes in place prevented him from bending down. To make matters worse, the driver mistook his screams for a sign to accelerate more. The wire decapitated him cleanly to the horrified shock of the bystanders.

ToD: Tuesday, 5 April 2011 at 17:50


Christhor and Tummer were playing a game of Monopoly, when they decided to get a tad alternative. Tummer took the role of dominant, while Christhor was allocated submissive. All was going well, until Tummer had the bright idea of gagging Christhor with a sock. (Naturally, it HAD to be a schoolgirl sock.) Neither of them noticed any problems, until Christhor started flailing about, face blue, unable to breath. Unfortunately for Christhor, the sight of him waving his arms about frantically, a schoolgirl sock in his mouth, the monopoly game still set up, was just too funny for Tummer to take seriously. Tummer collapsed on the group, gasping for breath in between laughs, while Christhor frantically tried to get the sock out of his throat. Both died from lack of oxygen to the brain, in a strange case of autoerotic asphyxiation.

ToD: Tuesday, 5 April 2011 at 17:06

Clue 1: http://www.textbin.com/4i438

Clue 2: http://textbin.com/662t6

 

Oh my god that was hilarious. Oh P, how I love your style of writing.

 

I would like to accuse Curious with my free accusation. Is that okay?

 

I'm Joining now. Kthnxwhatever

 

ohay. i stalked the tags :D
i see a name givaway.
someone beat me to it D:

 

Ooh, the whole gang's here! Wonder how long we'll all stay alive? I'm doin well as it is.

 

And then as soon as you say that, you shall most likely jump out of an apartment building and break all your limbs....

Gooooooood Times

 

I accuse TsumetaiTaichou. Based off of the information I have gathered thus far, Sir!

 

Thats clever....He'd know they're name,cause he was the shinigami 2 rounds...

 

Assuming that Curious was killed in those two rounds. Was he?

 

Uh...No,I don't think so.....why?

 

Because the Shinigami does not know the names unless someone tries a name kill on that member and PMs it to him.

 

I get it,if he didn't die by a name kill then no one knows his name....And it tells us who knows whos name....

 

Just seems like you guys are stating the obvious, Lol. The reason I'm accusing Tsumetai is due to the fact that I'm the one that gave him quite a lot of names, not too long ago. And I'm quite sure that I know everyone that knows Tummer's name. And of course Tsumetai is one of those people now due to him being shinigami during the round I was kira. He just seems like the most likely suspect to me right now.

By the way, I'll post the updated list first thing in the morning.

 

Curious is apprehended and turned into a Japanese girl and on his first day of being a girl he didn't wear underwear and almost got raped and went to a friend's house and went to the rapist's house the next day and went inside and was revealed to be Simon Belmont and had a friendship ring on his now (presumably) non-existent cock and ohgodhe'sINNOCENTjustgetmeoutofhere

The detectives suggested interrogating TsumetaiTaichou, but they ran into the unfortunate problem of having very little money to use. They had a small collection among themselves and came up with two quarters, a half-eaten lolipop stick, a fossilised Snickers bar and a half-empty pot of expired glue. No other option available to them, they ambushed Tsumetai and beat him unconscious with the Snickers bar. When he came to, he had had the two coins glued to his eyelids, preventing him opening them. Oddly enough, it seemed that the glue had matured like fine wine or cheese, and had only improved in strength. The detectives then took turns poking him with the lolipop stick until Ienzo ate it, at which point they decided to call it a day, declare Tsumetai INNOCENT, and go home.

 

I was obviously the one beating him with the Snickers bar :)

 

Neither of them, eh? Hm... Someone give us an updated list, will you?