Death Note Game

I can't believe you'd rat me out like that! I thought we had a deal and that we were gonna make this the perfect round together! Well this is gay

 

VENTUS: THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST MEMO I WILL WRITE.
VENTUS: BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL, THERE'S PRETTY MUCH NOTHING LEFT TO SAY.
VENTUS: AND SECOND OF ALL, I MIGHT BE DEAD SOON.
VENTUS: I'M JUST HOPING SOME OF YOU IDIOTS READ THIS, AND EVEN IF YOU THINK I'M FULL OF SHIT NOW, WHEN IT ALL STARTS GOING DOWN YOU MIGHT JUST REMEMBER WHAT I SAID AND SAVE YOURSELVES.
VENTUS: THE WORST CASE SCENARIO HAS HAPPENED.
VENTUS: THE BARD OF RAGE IS ON THE LOOSE.
VENTUS: YEAH, I KNOW WE ALL THOUGHT THAT TITLE WAS A JOKE, BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WASN'T.
VENTUS: HE'S COMPLETELY SNAPPED, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU FURTHER AHEAD ON THE TIMELINE, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW DANGEROUS HE IS.
VENTUS: REMEMBER WHAT HE DID TO THE BLACK KING.
VENTUS: NOBODY COULD EXPLAIN IT, AND THEN HE JUST WENT BACK TO SPACING OUT FOR THE REST OF THE BATTLE.
VENTUS: I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.
VENTUS: I DON'T EVEN THINK THE KING COULD FUCKING BELIEVE IT, FRANKLY.
VENTUS: DID ANYONE'S ATTACK DO AS MUCH DAMAGE? I DON'T THINK SO.
VENTUS: I DON'T EVEN THINK TSUMETAI'S DID, ALTHOUGH IT'S HARD TO SAY SINCE THAT WAS THE KNOCKOUT BLOW.
VENTUS: ^^^ SPOILERS.
VENTUS: I GUESS WE THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A SECRET JOKE POWER OR SOMETHING?
VENTUS: BUT THE JOKE IS ON US.
VENTUS: HE IS OUT OF PIE, AND NOW THE FAYGO GENIE IS OUT OF THE ****** SODA BOTTLE FOR GOOD.
VENTUS: WE ARE SO SCREWED.
VENTUS: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK.
VENTUS: GUYS, I AM TERRIFIED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
VENTUS: I'M IN A ROOM FULL OF BODIES, AND I THINK I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TURN MY BACK ON THEM?
VENTUS: OH MY GOD, I JUST HEARD A HONK.
VENTUS: OH GOD OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD
VENTUS: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
VENTUS: IT CAME FROM THE HORN PILE
VENTUS: I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS JUST THE BODY SETTLING ON AN ERRANT HORN OR...
VENTUS: OR IF...
VENTUS: I HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.
PAST CURIOUS 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCURIOUS: HeY BeSt fRiEnD.
PCURIOUS: nOw wHaT ThE MoThEr fUcK WiLl i bE SuPpOsEd tO Do?
PCURIOUS: i'M nOt FoLlOwInG.
VENTUS: PAST CURIOUS, GOD DAMN IT.
VENTUS: I AM TRYING TO WARN PEOPLE OF YOUR MURDEROUS FUTURE SELF.
VENTUS: THIS PRACTICALLY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
VENTUS: NOW GO BACK TO GROPING YOUR HORNS AND BEING DISTRACTED BY COLORS YOU USELESS SHIT.
PCURIOUS: YeAh, I CaN DeFiNiTeLy cArRy oUt tHaT OrDeR, bRo.
PCURIOUS: i gUeSs i'lL WaIt uNtIl tHe mOtHeR****iN FuTuRe hApPeNs tO SeE AbOuT WhAt aLl tHiS MuRdErInG NoIsE Is. :o)
VENTUS banned PCURIOUS from responding to memo.
VENTUS: LIKE I WAS SAYING.
VENTUS: STILL FREAKING OUT.
VENTUS: AUGH
VENTUS: THERE WAS ANOTHER LITTLE HONK
VENTUS: IT WAS SO FAINT
VENTUS: DID I JUST IMAGINE IT? I THINK I MIGHT BE LOSING IT.
VENTUS: I REALLY HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE, BUT
VENTUS: I SHOULD TRY TO REVIVE THEM FIRST.
VENTUS: I KNOW TUMMER AND LIL BUENO ARE GONE, BUT IF THERE'S ANY CHANCE AT ALL THEY SURVIVED I'VE GOT TO TRY.
VENTUS: I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING NEAR THAT HORN PILE THOUGH.
VENTUS: WHAT IF HE'S BEEN IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME???
VENTUS: I AM SHITTING MYSELF SO HARD HERE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO.
VENTUS: GUESS I HAVE TO BRAVE IT FOR BATE'S SAKE.
PAST BATE 380 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PBATE: For my sake? 38)
PBATE: W)(at do you mean, Crabcatc)(?
VENTUS: OH GOD, BATE...
PBATE: Is any of t)(is serious?
PBATE: It's so )(ard to tell! All of your memos )(ave been so outrageous, I can't even decide w)(at to take seriously anymore.
PBATE: T)(is one sounds like the biggest w)(opper of all, to be conknest!
VENTUS: YES I AM DEAD "GLUBBING" SERIOUS, OK.
PBATE: STILL SOUNDS PRETTY FIS)(Y TO M-E!!! 38D
VENTUS: BATE, I'M SORRY.
VENTUS: IT WAS MY FAULT, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
PBATE: Sorry for w)(at??
VENTUS: FOR
VENTUS: I
VENTUS: I CAN'T DO THIS
VENTUS: IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME, I'M SORRY.
VENTUS banned PBATE from responding to memo.
VENTUS: BEFORE I GO
VENTUS: EVERYONE SHOULD ALSO KNOW KH2MAN13 HAD A COMPLETE SHITHIVE MELTDOWN TOO
VENTUS: HE WAS GOING AROUND KILLING PEOPLE WITH HIS MAGIC BOOK
VENTUS: SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM.
VENTUS: IF I RUN INTO HIM AGAIN, I'M...
VENTUS: I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
VENTUS: HE BETTER PRAY TO ALL HIS MURDERED ANGELS IT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
PAST KH2MAN 311 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PKH2MAN: a magic book is that so
PKH2MAN: kar come on noww evveryone fuckin KNOWWS this memos rubbish
VENTUS: HEY *******
VENTUS: CONSIDER OUR "PACT" OVER
PKH2MAN: wwevve got a pact
VENTUS: NOT ANYMORE
VENTUS: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
VENTUS: PAST YOU, PRESENT YOU, FUTURE YOU
VENTUS: AND ABOVE ALL, UGLY SCARFNECKED ******BAG HIPSTER YOU
VENTUS: WAIT I FORGOT, ALL OF THE YOUS ARE THAT YOU
VENTUS: IF I WASN'T SO TERRIFIED, I'D BE CONSUMED WITH ANGER, AND AS SOON AS I'M DONE COWERING IN A DARK CORNER HIDING FROM THAT HONKING MURDEROUS TOOL, I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND FILLET YOU WITH MY SICKLE.
PKH2MAN: wwhoa ven
PKH2MAN: this is nothin if not flatterin but dont you think youre comin on a little strong
VENTUS: OH GOD
VENTUS: I AM NOT HITTING ON YOU IDIOT, THIS IS HONEST TO GOD PLATONIC ENMITY
VENTUS: LIKE IN THE "I REALLY DO WANT YOU TO DIE" KIND OF WAY.
VENTUS: I AM NOT INITIATING AN ELABORATE CALIGINOUS WALTZ WITH YOU YOU DESPERATE FUCK.
PKH2MAN: i mean yeah obvviously i kneww you wwerent serious
PKH2MAN: i guess i appreciate the effort youre puttin into cheerin me up
PKH2MAN: i can alwways count on you for some good ironic repartee ven nobody else really gets our sense a humor
VENTUS: UGH, NO
PKH2MAN: are you busy
PKH2MAN: you said youd try to make it to lowwaa soon wwell howw about it
VENTUS: DUDE, ARE YOU AN IDIOT, YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE I AM FROM 300 FUCKING HOURS IN THE FUTURE, EVEN IF I WERE REMOTELY INTERESTED, WHICH TO THAT I SIMPLY SAY WHAT THE FUCK.
PKH2MAN: oh hahaha yeah losin track a the time shit is easy wwhen wwe start riffin like this ven
VENTUS: LIKE WHAT? WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE
PKH2MAN: im just lonely here and i got major ordeals to keep afloat wwith
VENTUS: I KNOW YOU'RE LONELY, GOD DAMN IT, WHO CARES.
PKH2MAN: im sayin it wwould be cool to hang out and you said you wwould
PKH2MAN: can you put in a wword wwith your past self maybe buggin him to make the trip wwhen he gets the chance
VENTUS: WAIT, WERE YOU HITTING ON ME BACK THEN?
VENTUS: *ARE* YOU HITTING ON ME?
VENTUS: LIKE AN ACTUAL RED SOLICITATION, IS THAT WAS THIS WAS???
PKH2MAN: wwhat
VENTUS: GOD DAMN IT, I AM CHEWING YOU OUT FOR WAND MURDER, AND YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH ME
VENTUS: MY FUCKING GOD MAN.
PKH2MAN: hey im not spyin you bein anythin but cagey wwhat wwith this wwhole line a humor and all
VENTUS: HOW ABOUT NO, *******, NOT INTERESTED?????
PKH2MAN: evven if i wwasnt compelled to think you wwere still bein flippant and ironic wwith me you cant exactly outright reject me can you
VENTUS: WHY NOT
PKH2MAN: cause youre future you
PKH2MAN: doesnt count unless its present you til then its all fair game
VENTUS: IS THIS REAL, ARE YOU BEING IRONIC OR SOMETHING, I CAN'T EVEN TELL ANYMORE
VENTUS: THE PROBLEM IS, I CAN'T PUT THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOR PAST YOU AT ALL, SO I DON'T KNOW.
PKH2MAN: just send past you ovver man wwell hang out
PKH2MAN: its not like im doin anythin right noww
VENTUS: LIKE FUCK YOU AREN'T
PKH2MAN: wwhats that mean
VENTUS: YOU'RE KILLING ANGELS NOW, AREN'T YOU
PKH2MAN: no
VENTUS: YOU ARE KILLING FUCKING ANGELS, RIGHT NOW, IN THE PAST, WITH YOUR ****** GUN. I JUST KNOW IT.
PKH2MAN: wwell uh
PKH2MAN: therere just so damn many ven and theyre not gettin any less bloody pissed is the thing
VENTUS: THIS IS WHY IT WOULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US, MAN.
VENTUS: BECAUSE YOU ARE A STONE COLD ******ED FUCKING IDIOT.
VENTUS: NOT TO MENTION COWARDLY BACKSTABBING MURDERER.
VENTUS: I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU FOREVER.
PKH2MAN: ven im gettin some seriously mixed signals here
VENTUS: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM
PKH2MAN: wwhat to wwho
VENTUS: TO
VENTUS: FUCK
VENTUS: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED HIM.
PKH2MAN: wwho man wwhat are you talkin about
VENTUS: AND ALSO...
PKH2MAN: wwhat youre not makin sense
VENTUS: I CAN'T
VENTUS: I CAN'T EVEN TYPE HIS NAME
VENTUS: HE WAS MY FRIEND
VENTUS: HE WAS MY REALLY *GOOD* FRIEND AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO NOW THAT HE'S GONE.
VENTUS: I'M SO UPSET, I'M JUST COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE.
PKH2MAN: yeah i knoww wwhat its like you wwanna talk about it
VENTUS: **** NO.
VENTUS: I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT YOUR DUMB PURPLE WORDS ANYMORE.
VENTUS: NEXT TIME I SEE THAT ****** COLOR YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'LL BE COMING OUT OF YOUR BODY.
VENTUS: AND NO, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, THAT WAS NOT INNUENDO.
VENTUS banned PKH2MAN from responding to memo.
VENTUS: ANYWAY
VENTUS: THAT'S IT I GUESS.
FUTURE CURIOUS [FTC] 0:42:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCURIOUS: honk.
VENTUS: OH GOD
FCURIOUS: HEY BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND.
FCURIOUS: what all seems to be the motherfuckin problem? :o)
VENTUS: OH GOD OH GOD
VENTUS: DON'T YOU SEE EVERYONE?
VENTUS: THIS CRAZY FUCKER HAS COMPLETELY CRACKED, I TOLD YOU.
FCURIOUS: THAT'S KICKIN THE WICKED MOTHERFUCKIN MISINFORMATION, MY BROTHER.
FCURIOUS: i'm as chill as all what's can be.
FCURIOUS: NO CAUSE FOR ALARM, JUST MOTHERFUCKIN GONNA SIT AND ZONE THE MOTHERFUCKIN OUT WITH A PAN RUSTING PIE LIKE AS MY USUAL MOTHERFUCKIN SELF DOES.
FCURIOUS: honk.
FCURIOUS: HONK.
FCURIOUS: honk.
FCURIOUS: HONK.
FCURIOUS: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
FCURIOUS: i'm in your future, best friend.
FCURIOUS: I KNOW WHERE YOU MOTHERFUCKING ARE.
FCURIOUS: and what you'll motherfuckin do.
VENTUS: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
FCURIOUS: AND ALSO.
FCURIOUS: and also.
FCURIOUS: GUESS MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT.
VENTUS: .....
VENTUS: NO I DON'T WANT TO
FCURIOUS: i'm all about to be meeting up some friends. :o)
FCURIOUS: GOING TO GET PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDLY AT THEM REAL SOON.
FCURIOUS: i wonder if you can all be at with me in time and make me get my reconsider on?
FCURIOUS: MAYBE SPLIT AN ELIXIR LIKE A COUPLE OF CHOICE BROS.
FCURIOUS: just like we are... :o)
FCURIOUS: ME AND HIM. Do:
FCURIOUS: hoooooooooooooooooonk. ;oD
VENTUS: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
VENTUS: I HAVE TO GO

VENTUS closed memo.


Several days after this horrifying information is received by Ventus, Curious is making his way towards destroying everything Ventus believes to be right. Walking home from headquarters downtown, Ventus is as nervous as ever, due to the fact that in the past three days over 8,999 people have died all over the world with only one explanation: Kira. Thinking to himself in a daze, hardly noticing the figure behind him, he continues to walk. All of a sudden he is thrown out of this daydream when he hears it... "Honk." Ventus, fearing for his life, doesn't even take the time to turn around and sprints like crazy towards a nearby alleyway, hoping that there's a shortcut. As he makes his turn, he suddenly notices that it is a dead end. He swivels around quickly, panting like a mad man. He cannot believe his eyes. This man can only be the one and only Kira. As the shadowy figure approaches him at a rather slow pace, each step is followed by a honking sound. "Honk...Honk..Honk...Honk..HONK..honk.." Ventus, terrified, hastily turns around and tries desperately to climb the brick wall. At this moment, he feels a sharp pain surge through his right leg. He looks down and notices that he has been shot, by an arrow no less! He glances at the figure and notices the bow in his hand. The being is now within arms reach of him. Petrified, Ventus can do nothing but stand there in disbelief at what is happening. The being takes a bow in both hands and proceeds to break it in half. Taking the bow string he swiftly wraps it around the throat of Ventus and pulls fiercely attempting to strangle him to death. Within seconds Ventus' eyes go blank. He is dead...THE END! honk.

ROUND END

Credit for kill writing this round goes to the one and only Kira, Curious.

 

Someone's been reading Homestuck... Oh, and in after a long break.

Oh, and P, it's HONK. honk. HONK. honk. et cetera.

 

I KNEW IT WAS CURIOUS I CALLED! Also, great job Curious, epic round, epic kills, epic everything

 

Nice ending. I was actually tempted to accuse Curious on the first day I survived but I didn't so I can't reall say anything. Anyway congrats, see you in the next round.

 

Wow, nice. Okay, I'm also in for this next round.

 

Thanks guys x3! I believe KH2Man13 had a kill or two though. At least one that I'm sure of. Just before I killed him, he passed off the note to Mako Tsunami, and in turn I helped him out and he passed his to me. So I ended up with both death notes in my possession. Which allowed me to make more than three kills per day. And of course that helped me out quite a bit lol. Well anyways, in!

 

Sudden plot twist after everything is over?

 

Congrats dude.

 

Okay, then I guess this is round UNEND?

Tale_wind hasn't actually accused yet. So pretty much, first person to accuse/kill wins. Kira has eyes, naturally.

 

I was actually thinking about that earlier, but I decided to leave it out of my post to see what would happen. Guess that means Curious will win again since he's actually online.

 

No I'm not.

By the way, I noticed this as well but just let it go same as you. I had fun with this round so it doesn't mean all that much to me. To be honest I wasn't even expecting to get that far.

 

You are a bigger man than I then. Glad you had fun and got satisfied.

 

Oh I still killed him, silly. :3

 

honk.

HONK.

Tailwind died.

HONK.

honk.

 

I'm in .

 

Iiiiiiiiiinnnnnn

 

Been in....