Death Note Game

kira can't accuse each other.

SO YEAH.

 

They can't? Well crap, looks like my accusation was wasted.

 

And now Kira has a free shot at killing you.

 

I accuse Roxas&Sora4E. Just 'cause.

 

Hang on, I thought that I had one free accusation?

 

If you accuse wrong with any of your accusations, Kira has a free chance to kill you.

brb building your coffin.

 

Stop being a wuss! The game wouldn't be fun without any random accusations I tell ya!

 

KH2Man is strapped to a chair in front of a computer with a cage containing a ra8id Tasmanian Devil placed strategically near his feet. The cage was set up so that the Devil would maul its way out of the cage and 8e free to attack KH2Man in three hours. KH2Man, on the other hand, was told he'd 8e released once he'd sent out 50,000 spam mails.

Today's scientific 8r8kthrough? Ordinary humans under threat from a Tasmanian Devil are 250% more time-efficient than ordinary spam8ots. He escaped with only minor loss of lim8, and was declared INNOCENT.

Roxas&Sora4E is logged onto Voxli, alongside Gintasthe8est. The sheer drama released from KHV caused a rip in the space-time continuum 8etween reality and the virtual world, allowing virtual cre8ions to 8ecome actualised. This included the large amount of spam mail KH2Man had recently 8een forced to send out. The majority of the detectives managed to vacate the 8uilding 8efore it completely flooded with various viagra and penis growth messages, 8ut Marcell was not so lucky. He was in the toilet at the time, and didn't see the flood of spam coming until the pipes of the toilets 8urst, suffocating him in unmissa8le offers of half-price viagra and guaranteed-to-work penis sex therapy.

Marcell died at Tuesday, 14 June 2011 at 19:50

Roxas&Sora4E was declared INNOCENT

 

That leaves Midnight Star, Awkwardfailure, terra254, Britishism and Ventus108 as suspects.

 

How curious... let us begin our detecting!

 

*Wild Cherry appears*
*Wild Cherry uses investigate*

 

Terra threw a master ball!

 

I notice you haven't accused anyone yet...curious.

 

Hey,now don't go accusing me.

Then you'll be the next one to go.*Evil laugh*

 

I didn't accuse you. Why...nervous?

 

I'm not.Why accusing me of being nervous?

 

Hm... Interesting...

*writes down events on notepad*

 

Ŧiмє Яǽрεѓ discovered a famous fashion show was coming to a place near him, 8ut he couldn't afford to go. Knowing this and not wanting to miss out on seeing lots of fit girls, he hatched a plan, as he knew the venue. On the night of the show, he clim8ed up the ventil8ion shaft and negoti8ed his way through the air ducts. However he got more than he expected when he stum8led across the dressing room, full of naked hot models. He couldn't 8elieve his luck; he was in heaven! It didn't last long though. The shaft 8roke 8eneath his weight, causing him to fall into the middle of the room. The horrified girls made short work of him. needless to say, he died with a smile on his face.

ToD: Wednesday, 15 June 2011 at 16:08

All kills that were not accusation-8ased were name-8ased. Feel free to question at no price.

 

Well damn. At least I had a good death! *Grins*

Its all up to you guys now...

 

Upon returning to the main HQ common room after a prank call involving a spaghetti pizza and suspiciously powdery 'coca cola', which the delivery 8oy only referred to as 'coke', the team made a fearful discovery. CherryBerry's distinctively fingernail-painted right hand, superglued so that it was clasping the handle of the door, still dripping fresh 8lood. After drawing lots to see who would get the 8ad luck of removing the hand and opening the door, the door mysteriously swung open of its own accord, despite 8eing thoroughly locked moments earlier. Venturing through the doorframe, the detectives found her left hand attached in the same way to the other side. 8ut their horror at that quickly a8ided, and was replaced 8y something far more sinister when they saw the condition of the room. For one, the luxury sofa suite was thoroughly ruined 8y the 8lood. Slightly more worrying was the st8 of the carpet. Cherry's dismem8ered lim8s dripped pools of 8lood onto the floor, staining it a deep red. Second place for most distur8ing would have to go to the cooled-water dispenser, in which Cherry's half-collapsed, decapit8ed head floated eerily in the now-pink liquid.

First place for most distur8ing was unanimously decided to 8e the walls, upon which the following message was inscri8ed:

'I hate you,
You hate me,
Lets all go and kill Cherry.
With a big chainsaw,
And a blow to the head,
Sorry kids but Cherry’s dead.'

Also of note were the almost-inconsequential things found after the detectives had tallied their votes on distur8ing factors, such as the TV 8eing set to the kids channel, entrails wrapped around the lampshades, torso lying in the sink or the large chainsaw found in the dishwasher.

ToD: Thursday, 16 June 2011 at 09:25