Death Note Game

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  1. Mr. Van Whippy ♥ Biscuits and cookies

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    I followed you to your house and took it back. Along with the ice cream.

    @LilBueno: You! Do you want to be wrapped in it? <<
     
  2. P Banned

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    The accusation goes through. After all, you don't die until you're dead. (Unless you're a true man, in which case you never die, even if you're killed.)

    Anyway, down to business.

    Accusations:

    Spaztic Fantaztic's house is searched. The Death Note is found hidden under his bed. He is arrested as he walks in the door. He is taken down to the HQ and convicted in an underground courtroom. He is then taken to a firing squad to be shot. As the firers are about to pull the triggers, he jams a paper clip into the space-time continuum.

    Spaztic Fantaztic's house is examined while he is out partying. The officers locate the Death Note stored in amongst the porn magazines, mysterious stains on it. When he walks in the door, drunk, with an arm around two transvestite hookers, he is promptly arrested. The hookers are hired by the officers searching the room. Spaztic is gift wrapped and delivered to Land Over Baptist church, along with his porn collection. He is promptly nailed to the front of the church while the churchgoers throw rocks at him. As he is losing consciousness, he jams a paperclip into the space-time continuum.

    Spaztic Fantaztic's Teepee is claimed by the chief of the tribe for examination. In it the Death Note was soon discovered, supporting the central post. The tribe decides to put him to death via scaphism for such a heinous crime. On the fourth day, with all his strength leaving him, his guts slowly being burrowed into by various insects, he jams a paperclip into the space-time continuum.

    Spaztic Fantaztic moves to Soviet Russia where his house promptly searches the detectives. During the search, it uncovers the Death Note. Spaztic arrests the detectives, and is about to put them to death when they jam the space-time continuum into a paperclip.

    This random person who picked me up on a whim at a hotel room was going to be killed because he used a death god's tool to cleanse the world, but as his life almost ended, he jammed me into the space-time continuum. I'm supposed to help save documents and write letters using Word, not screw with time.

    Once upon a time, there was a well meaning woodsman who discovered an artefact of great power. Meaning well, he used the power for the benefit of the majority, striking down the wicked. However the malevolent queen was unhappy, so she sent her minions to kill the man. The man was overwhelmed and brought before her, at which point he shoved his axe into the Space-time continuum.

    A Death Note is arrested for killing people with a space-time continuum, yet as soon as he's about to kill the detectives, a house sticks Spaztic Fantaztic into a space-time continuum.

    One day long long ago, two twins found a special piece of paper. They used this paper to make sweets rain from the sky. This displeased their stepmother, because sweets caused her to melt, so she stuck them in a cage to starve them. To test them, she felt their finger every day to see how thin they were, but the male twin was well-endowed, so he used his equipment instead of his finger, thereby tricking the stepmother. However he was still starving to death, so he stuck his pseudo-finger inside the space-time continuum.

    Today, I was caught for killing millions of criminals with a book of death. Now half the world wants me dead, the other, fangirl half want me in Mello/Near/L. I've only managed to put off the decision by sticking a paperclip into the space-time continuum. FML.

    A guy was caught for killing people with a magical book, but as soon as he was about to be killed, he stuck a paperclip into me.



    And this why I'm henceforth banning all paperclips from this thread.

    Especially this one: [​IMG]
     
  3. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    Does that mean spastic was guilty?
     
  4. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    It looks like your writing someone's name and time of death.

    Would you like help?

    • Get help killing detectives
    • Give the Death Note away
     
  5. Mr. Van Whippy ♥ Biscuits and cookies

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    That was the weirdest thing i've read here O.o

    Lmao funniest part ;D
     
  6. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    That was probably one of the best accusations ever.
     
  7. P Banned

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    Yep, congrats.
     
  8. Mr. Van Whippy ♥ Biscuits and cookies

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    So, will there be a next round? If so, this one is in.
     
  9. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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    In next round.
     
  10. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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  11. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    Definately in! <3
     
  12. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    I'm already in anyway but Pika you need to update the first post with the last few games xD
     
  13. P Banned

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    True.

    Because I am a lazy ass, would the Kira/victors post which rounds they were in?

    Next round starts April 26th, 00:00 GMT
     
  14. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    I think this is right.

    Round 6

    Mr. Brightside - caught by LilBueno
    Midnight Star - caught by Fayt-Harkwind

    Round 7

    LilBueno - caught by Fayt-Harkwind
    Spaztic Fantastic - caught by Midnight Star
     
  15. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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  17. P Banned

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    Postponing game start until 12:00 April 26th due to shortage of players.
     
  18. SakiM Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Can I join the game?
     
  19. Noise For Love and Justice

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    im game :D

    we havent had the DN game since last summer!

    glad its back
     
  20. P Banned

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    A few more people would still be good.

    Starting 12:00 April 27th.