Death Note Game

You're suspicious of me?! *gets mini portable TV, bag of potato chips, pen, paper, homework, notebooks out* Well....

Spoiler

I...think I might become Kira... subconciously.

 

Nothing yet?! Man lame Kira is lame -_-

I demand deaths!

 

I accuse SakiM.

 

Hello, I'm new to the game. I'll try to assist in any way I can.

So ... yeah.

 

For once, Kira, I beg of you... KILL SOMEONE! xD

 

...wtf... why arnt the Kiras doing anything :<

 

either the kira has no idea what peoples names are and is saving up for shinigami eyes - the more likely reason.

or kira has no idea they are kira. which makes them fail at internet.

 

They are failing worse than me and I failed badly at being Kira

 

Ditto to that.

Can't we just begin another round with other Kira..? Just saying..

 

My apologies, a bit of technical difficulty on the Shinigami end.

Deaths:
Low on money, Mako Tsunami decided to use his authority as a detective to get dirt on the local Mafia and extort cash from them. He checked over his notes and tried to recall as much Italian as he could. Confident, he marched into their HQ and slammed the documents down on the table. He'd printed out 500 copies just for that satisfying thunk of when they dropped.

It was an immensely stupid idea, but he almost escaped, as what he thought was Itallian was actually Spanish, so they couldn't understand a word of what he said. Sadly, there was a multilingual Yakuza member staying over who understood every word perfectly, and ritually seppuku'd him.
TOD: 4:57 PM, April 29th, 2010

Accusations:
SakiM was kidnapped, bound, gagged and gluegunned to the ceiling of the hobo-cell of a police station. Because he is a new member to the task force, he wasn't particularly memorable. As such, no one remembered him until a drunk on a trip pulled off the street realised the odd muffled shouts of help weren't coming from the large purple badger beside him, but instead from the ceiling. Even then, it took a while for one of the staff to notice he had been staring at the ceiling for over two hours, and another thirty minutes for them to scrape him off.

INNOCENT


AxelchanVIII is force-fed a whole Bhut Jolokia. The interrogators found themselves breaking out in a hot sweat just watching her. She did not confess, but then again, her tongue wasn't in much condition to say anything. Either way, she was declared

INNOCENT.

Midnight Star is given her first assignment: To interrogate a suspect. The suspect's cell name is given to her in a letter. She goes to the interrogation cell and enters. Inside, she sees a large screen, with a peculiar looking girl in it. The girl appears to be worried, but determined. Midnight Star summons up her courage and asks the question. "Are you Kira?"

At the same time, the other girl's lips form the same question. "Are you Kira?"

Surprised, Midnight Star is taken aback. "Of course not!"

The other girl looks stunned at being asked if she was Kira. "Of course not!" reads her indignant expression.

Both girls let out a sigh of relief, then Midnight Star jumps up and ran out of the room without looking back, thoroughly creeped out by the weird girl.

INNOCENT


EDIT: Mr. Brightside, Sakim and Fayt-Harkwind die of simultaneous heart attacks at 11:24 AM, May 30th.

 

Lol at Saki's "interrogation" xD
OMG, you joking? They made me burn my tongue whilst eating foodstuffs!? Meanies >.>

 

Hallelujah! I can rest in peace now.

I thought though, that with so many accusations we would at least find one of them.

 

I accuse LilBueno

 

I shall enjoy your death.

 

On top of a mountain.

 

I hope it's good

 

Where the birds fly free.

 

Accusations:

Lilbueno was grabbed as he leaves the supermarket and tied down. He is then handed over to a ballpoint-pen company to test how many metres of ink there is in an average pen. They go through 50 pens and 12,500 metres of ink. By the end, Lilbueno is covered entirely by black and blue ink, but is no where nearer to confessing to Kiradom. He is released.

INNOCENT

Through he was accused and a Death Note was found under his mattress days ago, Noise had still not been brought to justice for one simple reason: He was assigned his own arrest warrant. When he got it, the first thing he decided to do was sell his house to crack dealers and trade his number plate for the skull of a hobo's best friend. With this skull (nicknamed Sammich), Noise went on a road trip to Alaska to kill Sarah Palin. However when he got there, he realised he left the Death Note back at home, so instead decided to flee to the North Pole to live with Santa. However when they got there they were turned away, because Sammich had been a naughty boy when he was young, as he stole from the soup kitchen. So the pair were forced to keep wandering. No one knows what happened to them, but now they live on as a myth hobo mummies tell their hobo kiddies. "Don't steal from the soup kitchen or you'll end up like Sammich!"

However they survived and travelled to the Vatican, where Sammich was identified as the skull of Jesus Christ 2.0. As his caretaker, Noise was assigned to care for him as the Pope. Sammich got to sit on a velvet cushion for the rest of his days, while Noise got a harem of little shotacon, like he'd always wanted.

GUILTY (But purged of all sin by Sammich)
And when I started out, I definitely didn't see that ending coming. >.>

 

Sooooooooooooo... New Game?

 

Still one Kira running about.